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What is your battle cry?


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Zang! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Zahadome, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

 

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"

 

 

HAHAHA

most funny :)

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Prowling on the terrain, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Jumjalum! And he gives a vengeful howl:

 

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!"

We now bring you live footage from the World Championship Staring Final.

 

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Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Aegeri, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

 

"You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"

 

Well...not sure about the holy part...

 

But I do burn, because I set myself on fire.

 

Trendy thing to do these days I hear.

Boss: You're fired.

Me: Ummm will you let me have my job if I dance for you?

Boss: No, I don't think so-

Me: JUST LET ME DANCE

*Dances*

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Guest Mistress

Apparently:

 

Hark! Who is that, stalking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Mistress, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She screams homicidally:

 

"I'm going to smash you so heinously, Buddha will explode!!!"

 

:p

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Missy's gittin' kinky...

 

:(:p

"For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf

 

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"Beat me with a wet noodle huh? " - Feargus Urquhart

 

"the term "Board Troll" ain't a thing ta be proud o', lads" - Sargallath Abraxium

 

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