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British scientists will be allowed to research devastating diseases such as Alzheimer

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Mixing two of the greatest cosmic forces in the universe; lolis and kittens. What has science done, besides ensuring that my 50's will be fondly remembered before I die. God bless the United Kingdom.

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...this sounds like a real Pandora's box that maybe should not be opened. Opinions?

 

 

While I will have to learn more about exactly what they are attempting, my first, gut reaction is that they should proceed with great caution and make sure to watch out for radical assassins. :ermm:

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Hmmm... playboy bunnies :ermm:

 

So, we could create a race made with the strength and stamina of an ox and the IQ of 50, just enough to understand basic instructions. Like "Dig!", "Kill!", "Lift!"...

 

Time to place bets, who revolts first, the hybrids or the AI's?

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Mixing two of the greatest cosmic forces in the universe; lolis and kittens. What has science done, besides ensuring that my 50's will be fondly remembered before I die. God bless the United Kingdom.

 

You've been on that board way too long

 

 

That said I fear rise of the furries. I guess I need to go buy ammo and shotgun

 

 

And I don't like this. At all

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I think this is cool. SENTIENT SQUIRRELS FTW!!!!!

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Kirottu sold his soul to the devil to have this happen.

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Kirottu sold his soul to the devil to have this happen.

I would sell his soul too. :)

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Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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I'm more worried about GM crops, now THATS somthing that's going to end in tears.

 

No doubt. They don't even make good cars.

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@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Kirottu sold his soul to the devil to have this happen.

 

I have already sold my soul for boobies mouse pad and even then I had to use all of my bargaining skills. :unsure:

 

So this was just dumb luck? Or did you pawn something else? I'd say dignity, but I'm guessing that went when you cosplayed Tenchi Muyo's Ryo-ohki at that anime convention.

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It's only embryos. Why not?

 

People worried that test-tube babies would be a Pandora's Box, but it hasn't happened. I think proceeding with caution is the right thing to do, and this research will be heavily monitored and regulated by the government.

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I remember being like ten or eleven, and being told at school about test tube babies and the controversy associated with them. I didn't understood at all why anyone would complain about it.

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Heja Sverige!!
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I'm more worried about GM crops, now THATS somthing that's going to end in tears.

 

With food crisis the world is presently facing, unfortunately its the fastest and efficient method (With unknown consequence) to be a viable solution without facing prolonged mass starvation.

 

GM food are common in Singapore to the point there is no need to brand them as GM food. So far, nothing tragic happended to any of us yet.

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The furries are going to be really happy about this.

 

And that REALLY creeps me out.

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I've been following this for a few years, and as far as I understand it, the scientists will only be performing experiments on and testing the viability of stem cells extracted from the embryos. None will be allowed to develop to term (not that they could survive that long anyway). We avoid a furry revolution for a few years more.

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I remember being like ten or eleven, and being told at school about test tube babies and the controversy associated with them. I didn't understood at all why anyone would complain about it.

 

'M with you there all the way. Certain persons seem to find it far more of an abomination that a child can be born in a lab than in a slum.

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I, for one, welcome our new Chimera overlords.

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I, for one, welcome our new Chimera overlords.

 

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Though let's face it: wings CAN be pretty handy.

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Though let's face it: wings CAN be pretty handy.

 

Frankly, after so many years of the internet I was hoping for tentacles.

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