Pidesco Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 The spinning bottom in Kor's sig knocks everyone out, without a saving throw. :excl10: "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I am the wielder of the mighty blade of Gorth the Old: A Bastard Sword +1, +5 vs. Gazebos “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 Shoot, I'm a Gazebos! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Atom523 jumps in without knowing what is going on, sees the carnage grabs his butter knife of dragon slaying (plus 7!) and charges forward yelling "ORLA!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 But seeing how you're not a Gazebos(!) you trip and end up DEAD DEAD DEAD. .... He readies himself, steadfast and brazen, wandering, mind wobbling, considering the possibilities, testing his own nature one last time before... Ready. The moment whitewashes all regret, all anguish. Spouting inanities and statistics, his brain grinds to a halt. It is useless. Only drowning himself further. His chosen path slithers away awkwardly, almost lumbering... he knows what must me done. There is no need to overanalyze; all that remains is a whiff as the world departs, frolicking away. And then: Baley busts a rhyme doing acid damage to your mind. MASSIVE CRITICALS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 *Tale casts Magic Missle* WILD SURGE It begins to rain cows. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Baley busts a rhyme doing acid damage to your mind. MASSIVE CRITICALS! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Baley busts a rhyme doing acid damage to your mind. MASSIVE CRITICALS! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! bmpmch bmpch-ch! *casts Nahal's Reckless Dweomer attempting Chromatic Orb on thepixiesrock* WILD SURGE thepixiesrock's gender has changed. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 All this time, you've... you've been buying your time, waiting for a chance to sex Pixies without paying the price for your closet deviancy, haven't you? Did.. did anything else ma-matter to you? ... or was it all a lie?? 9 months!!! I'm.. I'm just speechless. You lecher! You wretch! You foul debris of human misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 But seeing how you're not a Gazebos(!) you trip and end up DEAD DEAD DEAD. As i lay on the floor dying i begin to claw for the healing potion in my pack when one of the cows falling from the sky falls on me and finishes me off. Killed by clumsiness and a rain of cows, how sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 (edited) I prod you with my massive wand of resurrection. ... What? Edited August 1, 2007 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 *Suddenly, the Robot Chicken theme starts playing* IT'S ALIVE! *Sega_Shaman's lower body trips over a cow. Sega_Shaman's upper body is still stuck on the bar counter.* I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 *Pop casts Protection from evil on self, then casts Gate* I SUMMON THEE, CHENEY OF THE PIT All present must make a saving throw vs. breath weapon or take 10d20 waterboarding damage. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Sorry, this is D&D 3.5 ed *ruleslawyerized* Pop takes 23 law damage and acquires overruled-status Pop is down! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I prod you with my massive wand of resurrection. ... What? Woot i am alive! (noticed how he was revived) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away screaming) "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!!!" (I lose my attack for this round.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega_Shaman Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 *Sega_Shaman casts Teleport again, both halves dissapear in puffs of smoke, Sega_Shaman reforms intact on the other side of the room* "I can move again!! W00+/\/355 !!!1" I've always wanted to give a dolphin rabies... Just to see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Walsh recovers from the befuddled state and lurches towards Muso, who happens to have not noticed him *BLAM* he crit fumbles and falls over again. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Mus keeps being quite unnoticive. *puff* *puff* kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 ...groan... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 MEANWHILE! DUN DUN DUN DAH DUN DUN DUN DAH DAH DAH Sir Krook of Ie pulled out a gun and shot like, a zillion zombies in the head. Then he shot Pixie like, two zillion times in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Sir Krook of Ie got like a gazillion pp but didn't notice that time was up and missed the helicopter ride from the mall. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 ::Laozi installs JLo ringtone to phone:: People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 "Aha!, what you thought was a JLo ringtone was actually... A KANYE WEST RINGTONE! dun dun DUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atom523 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Atom523 calms down, leans over to catch his breath and then draws his dagger and charges at no one in particular stabbing wildly. Screws up his roll and manages to stab himself in the arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Tale casts Gate, summons a Balor, and is promptly devoured. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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