Morgoth Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 (edited) www.monsterpig.com "An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires. ... Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot." More importantly: "Mike Stone is having sausage made from the rest of the animal. "We'll probably get 500 to 700 pounds," he said." I mean....holy moly! 11-year badass vs. Hogzilla! This is ripe for a potential film-adaption! Luckily enough I never plan to live or visit the Southern USA.... I mean I'm not sure what I should be more afraid of...the monster pigs or kids shooting around with guns. Edit: Oh dammit, I just posted that in the wrong forum. I was so sure I was gonna post that in the "Way Off-Topic" forum. Mods please move this thread! Edited May 26, 2007 by Morgoth Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 It is impressive. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 That's a big ****in' hog. I wonder how long it will take for PETA to come around and throw red paint on the kid. "Congratulations from Kenny Chesney" - That says it all, right there. and apparently the webmaster doesn't know how to spell "heroes" Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 lol what game is this, the graphics detail on that hog is impressive! Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 * waves magic wand * That's a big pig. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Accept Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Holy Sweet Mary Mother of God in the Heavens that was a huge swine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I never realised that they could be that big... How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 PETA don't throw red paint at people carrying .50 cal revolvers. I saw them in London harassing old ladies and curiously ignoring a group of bikers! Speaking of which a 14 year old with a .50 cal revolver? I've never fired a .50 cal, but I thought you needed wrists like hams? If you think that hog is impressive you should keep in mind that they were seriously scary beasts back in the middle ages. Boar hunting _with a spear_ was more than adequate training for fighting knights. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I never realised that they could be that big... You should've seen me before I started exercising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I never realised that they could be that big... You should've seen me before I started exercising. Seen you? We used to use you as a navigation beacon when sailing! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogo Ribeiro Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Don't you mean navigational bacon? HAW HAW HAW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Don't you mean navigational bacon? HAW HAW HAW. Mmmm... navigational bacon... *drools* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Okay, who has the scroll of lesser dispel? Anyone? Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 For the Hog, the Alabaman, Role-Player or Walsh? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I think we are gonna need more scrolls. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I thin we're gonna need a bigger gravy boat. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sionn Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 PETA....... P|eople E|ating T|asty A|nimals Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950) "All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Holy shi- "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aram Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I don't really like the fact that the kid had to shoot it nine times over a three hour period. The animal suffered far too much and that's not the way it's done. If he can't do it right, he shouldn't hunt with a handgun. However, the negative comments on that site are just retarded. Hogs are not native to Alabama. As a feral species, they are extremely destructive if their numbers are not kept down--doubley so if they're enormous. They're stupid, ugly, and they don't belong here. The only thing they're good for is as a game animal. Except for his inhumane handling of it, the kid should just be proud of his accomplishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I don't really like the fact that the kid had to shoot it nine times over a three hour period. The animal suffered far too much and that's not the way it's done. If he can't do it right, he shouldn't hunt with a handgun. However, the negative comments on that site are just retarded. Hogs are not native to Alabama. As a feral species, they are extremely destructive if their numbers are not kept down--doubley so if they're enormous. They're stupid, ugly, and they don't belong here. The only thing they're good for is as a game animal. Except for his inhumane handling of it, the kid should just be proud of his accomplishment. I agree that the negative comments were just stupid. But don't you think the kid deserves a break? I mean to hunt something like that one shot one kill you'd need ...I dunno. A whaling harpoon? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Certainly an elephant gun wouldn't be out of place. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Still, that thing is huge... I find weird though that a kid has handgun, and has been shooting stuff since he was 5. So much for weapon control. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Parental Guidance recommended. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I don't think the parents could help here. They're probably the ones who gave him the gun anyway... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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