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If you die and discover there is a God,

kirottu
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I would ask 20 questions.

 

1. Tell me all the numbers in Pi.

2. If you drink in heaven, do you get a hangover?

3. Did you really speak to George W. Bush?

4. and 5. How many angels/devils does it take to change a lightbulb?

6. Was/is the CEO of IPLY antichrist?

7. Can I go and shout insults at people who are in Hell?

8. Do all the hawt and easy women go to Hell?

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This isn't funny. You shouldn't speak of God in that manner. Many of us on these forums are devout Christians who are deeply offended by this thread. Shame on you, kirottu, SHAME ON YOU.

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Life is too serious to be taken seriously. :)

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Sock him in the jaw and face the consequences... <_<

Why don't any of you want to hear about Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus?

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Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/

 

this is too much fun.

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I have just started down my path of becomming religious.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Whoa, first google result on Jesus: http://www.jesusdressup.com/

 

this is too much fun.

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

You need to know there is a God way before you die, or your in some serious trouble and I am a devout Christian, and I am offended by the way the cat did this topic.

Jesus Loves Us All

I'd add these two:

 

1. Did you help out the Steelers in the Superbowl?

 

And most importantly:

2. What do women want?

I'm a Christian too. I thought it was funny. Well done, kirottu.

Did I mention that I'm my own God? It's fun, especially during homosexual orgies with non-white Americans. OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!!

Edited by Baley

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I'd probably say something like "Wow, it IS true."

 

Moments before the express elevator to hell comes for me no doubt :)"

You need to know there is a God way before you die, or your in some serious trouble and I am a devout Christian, and I am offended by the way the cat did this topic.

Well said, my Jedi friend, well said. Let's show those heretics what Christianity is all about, by applying principles of intelligent and rational thought! To arms, my Brothers!

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I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is".

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is".

Following the Bill and Ted theory, hell is specific to the person, so you may not find any music you like down there.

I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is".

 

Isn't Black Metal the northen european version of Goth/Emo faggotry?

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No, that's melodic death metal.

I'd say "send me to hell, where the black metal is".

Following the Bill and Ted theory, hell is specific to the person, so you may not find any music you like down there.

 

Man, you're right. It'll be all James Blunt and My Chemical Romance :)

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

jesus Saves! Blasphemers! You shall all burn in hell for your insolence. Repent and be saved heathens!

Is Heaven in such a bad neighborhood that it needs big, pearly white gates around it, with a man with a little list making sure no one who isn't supposed to be there gets in?

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I'd probably say something like your damm lucky your self employed.

 

Even at 3am the dress up thing was funny.

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I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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