The Great Phantom Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 This test is not for the 'noble', and 'compassionate'. Take this test to find your place in the Golden Age of the Sith! http://www.wizards.com/starwars/darkside/quiz1.asp Kinda fun, I suppose. Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Interesting. Here is your dark calling. Dark Side Devotee I can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyan Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sith WarriorYour savage and aggressive nature does you credit, my apprentice. And it will serve you well when you learn the ancient battle arts necessary to become a Sith warrior. There are weapons, powerful weapons, that I will teach you to use - not the least of which is your own formidable body. Your lessons will be harsh and painful. But you will use that pain. It will make you invincible. Not even the most accomplished Jedi Knight will be able to withstand your onslaught. Kinda fun HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags. Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met! Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Dark Force WitchAh, you seem to know the truth of the Force as being a kind of magic. Well, my pupil, you will learn that the dark side is the most powerful magic of all. With it, you can carve an empire of pain and fear on nearly any world you choose. Seek out those places where weaklings still cower from the darkness. There you may rule unchallenged, as a dark Force witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Dark Side DevoteeI can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulgarian Jedi Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Dark Side DevoteeI can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. Hmm, not bad. Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб! I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. John Lenon This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence. 571911[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sith Lord Magnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Bow before me weaklings! For I am Darth Astr0creep! http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sith LordMagnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Deadly_Nightshade "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan_Mace Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Here is your dark calling. Sith Lord Magnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canaan Aphettu Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Pitiful. You are far too weak to become a student of the dark side. I could sense your lack of determination from the beginning, you worm. And while I should have destroyed you for disturbing me in the first place, I shall not make that mistake a second time. You have been utterly destroyed by the awesome power of the dark side! I chose to die rather than betray the light! :cool: (Using the Back Button I discovered that I was a Dark Force Witch. Eww...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Phantom Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Let's see... we're missing a Marauder in our little merry band of death-dealers... And, here's my calling: Sith Acolyte Ah, you are truly perceptive, my child. You are worthy enough to study the mysteries of the dark side as a Sith acolyte -- the most fearsome wielders of the Force since the galaxy was formed. With my instruction, you will locate lost artifacts and learn to use them, becoming more powerful than you ever dreamed. You could have the galaxy at your feet. Even the Jedi will dance like puppets for you. Dance, fools, dance! Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Sith Acolyte Ah, you are truly perceptive, my child. You are worthy enough to study the mysteries of the dark side as a Sith acolyte -- the most fearsome wielders of the Force since the galaxy was formed. With my instruction, you will locate lost artifacts and learn to use them, becoming more powerful than you ever dreamed. You could have the galaxy at your feet. Even the Jedi will dance like puppets for you. Sith United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewaybe2678 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Here is your dark calling. Dark Side Marauder Your bloodlust serves you well. The dark side will lend strength to your body, and fill your mind with thoughts of savage destruction. You are destined to become a dark side marauder -- a living engine of war. Wherever you go, none will be able to stand against you. Even the vaunted Sith will fear your mighty weapons. I love the smell of death and destruction in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewaybe2678 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 lol i took the test again i'm a marauder thru and thru:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimi Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Dark Side Devotee I can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jabba Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 (edited) Sith LordMagnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Too bad I'll never turn to the dark side, I seem to have an affinity for it, either that or I just told the foolish master what he wanted to hear... Edited February 22, 2006 by Master Jabba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titosros Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Got Dark Side Devotee I can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Phantom Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 My minion puppets, slay the imposter, Master Jabba! That worm's too fat to run! *Starts dancing to 'Walk like an Egyptian' while mindless gizka take off charging after the lightning-wielding Jabba* So, anybody tried to see if they could get every single calling in a row? Acolytes rule! Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jabba Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 My minion puppets, slay the imposter, Master Jabba! That worm's too fat to run! *Starts dancing to 'Walk like an Egyptian' while mindless gizka take off charging after the lightning-wielding Jabba* So, anybody tried to see if they could get every single calling in a row? Acolytes rule! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Forcewave* Gizka are sent flying all over *Commands 3 lightsabers to light up and attack indepentantly* Who did you think Kreia learned that trick from anyways? On another note Master Jabba isn't a worm / slug / thinggie, he was just unfortunate enough to be named after one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Keyan Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Sith Lord Magnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. ''Strike me down,and i will become more powerful'' ''To know the Light you must see the Dark'' '' Join us on the path of the Darkside'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 No surprise Sith LordMagnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkendale Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Dark Side DevoteeI can see that the dark side seethes within you, and your will is quite strong. For one such as you, the path of the Sith is not one you should take. But, as a dark side devotee, you will become more powerful in the dark side than you can even imagine. You will rule the weak and the frightened with a cruel hand, and carve your dreaded name across entire planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well, well, what do you know? Sith LordMagnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Phantom Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Well... perhaps I'll have to put aside my dreams of a traveling troupe of Jedi Ballerinas for a while... Instead, it's Sith Flamenco time! Geekified Star Wars Geek Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" -Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom) "The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indarkestday Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 (edited) Sith LordMagnificent! Of all those who have come to me, you are the most worthy. Under my tutelage, you may become a Sith lord - even the one true Dark Lord of the Sith. Only you recognize that morality is for fools and weaklings. You were born to bend the galaxy to your will. You may even restore the Sith Empire to its rightful glory. As you learn from the dark side and become its master, be mindful of one thing: If you fail, the dark side will devour you alive. Heh. Kinda funny because I'm a very moralistic type of guy. Maybe as a Sith Lord I'd think the dark side was the right way to go. Or maybe I'd just want to bend the galaxy to my will . Whoops, that part of me surfaces every once in a while :"> . Edited February 24, 2006 by indarkestday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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