Gabrielle Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Burned at the stake like a Witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I choose burning in this case, if it were anywhere else i would probably choose something quicker, like gunshot I would hate to be eaten by something, i could imagine it just to be constant agony, not stopping till you are in little pieces-doesn't appeal to me. I'd rather be on fire and run around screaming and hugging people i dont like All this talk of death makes me feel nauseous, i'm going to sniff some flowers to remind me of the pleasentness of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 My single greatest fear are giant squids. My second is open water (swimming pools, showers etc.) So i would opt for burning since i have a morbid fear of water...Well actually i would probably choose the shark option because i would have a heart attack due to being so close to open water. Seriously, when we passed a the beach in the car i had to close my eyes and think of bunnies so i wouldn't be so scared. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pretty funny coming from someone called FISH I had a friend once burn most of the hair off his face while trying to light a 1/4 full 55 gal drum of gasoline. It was the last day of summer before school started and he had to go with all his facial hair burnt up looking like pubic hairs. Another friend set most of his arm on fire with a potato gun, truely a classic moment People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 My single greatest fear are giant squids. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For you. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 :angry: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Saw an amazing video of a large squid in...I want to say the San Diego zoo actually attacking and killing a good-sized shark. Back on-topic, I think it should be between burning and drowning. That one's always the toss-up for me. Most 19th century sailors and marines never learned to swim, one of the main reasons being to make drowning easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I think it was either Seaworld in Orlando, or somewhere in NZ i went to, they had a huge giant squid in a glass box there, it was pretty amazing and big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Being burned alive seems less...gruesome. Then again, if you were eaten alive, at least your body would be serving some purpose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hard choice, but I said burning. At least then you'd have your funeral pyre. As compared to ending up in a pile of poop. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hysrix Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Burned at the stake like a Witch. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree perfectly. Burning has more symbolism then being eaten alive, at least to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lawman Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I nearly burnt to death once........... A few years back I was mowing the lawn for my old man, when I got stung on the back of my leg by a bee, after swearing deathly vengance I found the pesky little critters hive in a hole in the ground so I trundled off to look for an instrument of death. Two minutes later I returned with the petrol can from the lawn mower and preceeded to pour petrol dowm the hole not knowing there was petrol dripping onto my shoes!!!!!! When I emptied a fair amount of the can into the hole(and on my shoes) I got some matches and set it alight, needless to say it didn't take long for my feet to be on fire. After what seemed like 10 mins of me doing my lord of the dance routine I managed to kick over the remaining petrol in the can and set the garden on fire also, so here I am with my feet on fire standing in the middle of a raging inferno in a blind panic trying to put out the ground aswell as my feet. I eventully managed to put both my feet, legs and the ground out before anything serious happened but not before leaving a massive black patch at the bottom of the garden, which I covered up with fresh grass cuttings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Can I be burned to death while being eaten alive? You know, like a barbeque? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) While neither ranks among my prefered ways to die, I'd go with burning...since...well, I'd think the incessant crunching associated with being eaten alive would drive me insane. (w00t) Edited September 29, 2005 by LoneWolf16 I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 octopie can't turn blue... they just can't... my outdoor ed teachers in 6th grade caught a small one and put it in a blue bucket. Octopie try to blend in with the enviroment so that they can trap their prey. in the blue bucket it spent several minutes doing nothing then turned bright red. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lawman Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 octopie can't turn blue... they just can't... my outdoor ed teachers in 6th grade caught a small one and put it in a blue bucket. Octopie try to blend in with the enviroment so that they can trap their prey. in the blue bucket it spent several minutes doing nothing then turned bright red. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As interesting as that is.... what does it have to do with being eaten/burnt alive I wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 octopie can't turn blue... they just can't... my outdoor ed teachers in 6th grade caught a small one and put it in a blue bucket. Octopie try to blend in with the enviroment so that they can trap their prey. in the blue bucket it spent several minutes doing nothing then turned bright red. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As interesting as that is.... what does it have to do with being eaten/burnt alive I wonder <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because fish is afraid of a giant octopus eating him and... yeah... that's ADD for you. I would still prefer to be burned, at least you wouldn't feel much if the burning was done in the right conditions. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Im afraid of giant SQUIDS. Not giant octopie. It all started when i read Sphere (Michael Crighton). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Im afraid of giant SQUIDS. Not giant octopie. It all started when i read Sphere (Michael Crighton). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stop calling me Jerry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 You're manifesting, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Martyniuk Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Let me first say this is a very intelligent thread that I have often pondered myself. Second: I would most definitely prefer to be eaten alive as opposed to being set on fire. I would particuliarly like to be eaten by a shark if I could Excuse my sudden intrusion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkendale Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Who are you, I wonder... I'd rather not die at all...but I guess I'd choose burning, I already have in mind a few people I'd like to take with me... P.S. I love giant squids. They're so darn cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I wanna be a burning shark in a pool ful of petrol. While my brothers and sisters feast on me, of course. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 The best we can do is sharkman Darth Schmarth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 If I was to die I would want to be eaten alived by the zombified female cast of "Charmed." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Are you saying you actually watch that? I suppose it's ok...If your a teenage girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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