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I think Jodo acts like a little kid. I don't know what his real age is, but he just seems like he is 13 or under.

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Less nonsense about jodo and my numbered friend. More nonsense about your dirty little secrets.

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My dirty little secret is nonsense about jodo and your numbered friend.

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My dirty little secret is nonsense about jodo and your numbered friend.

 

I shudder to ask. Must.Not.Ask.About.Secret.

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Another dirty secret is that I did my best to get myself kicked out of the Navy by failing the PT tests on purpose and acted in a irrational manner. You know saying things like "I want to ram an oil carrier, sir." and randomly screaming at new crew members.

 

It took me about a year but it worked.

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I think Jodo acts like a little kid.  I don't know what his real age is, but he just seems like he is 13 or under.

 

Don't insult 13 year olds. We're not all bad. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note that I'm not really hurt. Last time I said that Mus thought I was really mad at him. There there Mus, I still love you. :)

 

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You are all bad.

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Another dirty secret is that I did my best to get myself kicked out of the Navy by failing the PT tests on purpose and acted in a irrational manner.  You know saying things like "I want to ram an oil carrier, sir." and randomly screaming at new crew members.

 

It took me about a year but it worked.

A year !?

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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13-year olds are not bad. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, because there are 13 of them.

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http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Another dirty secret is that I did my best to get myself kicked out of the Navy by failing the PT tests on purpose and acted in a irrational manner.  You know saying things like "I want to ram an oil carrier, sir." and randomly screaming at new crew members.

 

It took me about a year but it worked.

A year !?

 

Was your friend of the same gender as you? :wub:>_<

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Another dirty secret is that I did my best to get myself kicked out of the Navy by failing the PT tests on purpose and acted in a irrational manner.  You know saying things like "I want to ram an oil carrier, sir." and randomly screaming at new crew members.

 

It took me about a year but it worked.

A year !?

 

Was your friend of the same gender as you? :thumbsup::thumbsup:

methinks you have the wrong quote.

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Another dirty secret is that I did my best to get myself kicked out of the Navy by failing the PT tests on purpose and acted in a irrational manner.  You know saying things like "I want to ram an oil carrier, sir." and randomly screaming at new crew members.

 

It took me about a year but it worked.

A year !?

 

Was your friend of the same gender as you? :-:thumbsup:

If you mean the sexual indiscretion thing...no, she was a girl and I'm a guy. A rather gorgeous girl, mind you.........ok, she's ****ing stunning. :rolleyes:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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My greatest secret is I have extreme mental issues that nobody knows about. Nobody being my coworkers since I don't have family. It takes considerable effort for me to sort out good thoughts from harmful and not act on impulse. An example would be an obsession I have developed lately with self-immolation. The past few weeks I have been daydreaming about lighting myself on fire for hours on end. I've come close to doing it, purchasing gasoline and sitting on a chair in my garage debating whether or not to light myself up, but after much inner-dialogue I came to the conclusion that such actions are that of a crazy person and calmed myself down.

 

I used to be on medication but I regardless I think it is safe to say that I have problems.

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.

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Note that I'm not really hurt.  Last time I said that Mus thought I was really mad at him.  There there Mus, I still love you. :thumbsup:

 

Awww... :huh:

 

 

 

My semi-dirty secrets:

 

Summer writing camp. Bottle of red wine. Me 17. She 26.

 

I used to watch porn with my my friend down at their place, before his parents arrived home. Every damn shcoolday for two weeks. And we got caught. Oh god I was embarassed back then. I think I was 12.:o

 

Stolen some stuff, lots of lies, fights, etc...ummm...can't remeber anything else.

 

Erhmm...I liked Generation X.

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I've talked to an abortion survivor who was crippled much of her life because her mother attempted to abort her.

 

Must make for an awkward conversation...

 

what we need here is a good christian crusade that wipes out all the dumb idiots who still believe that the pope rules your life and that you shouldn't touch yourself because every time you do a little angel goes strait to hell.

 

Correction: What we need is a good non-religious crusade which eliminates said idiots, extended to all creeds.

 

I am not Christian and I will never be. In many respects I oppose Christianity in all its forms.

 

In that we agree.

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying

Are the best I've ever had

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Oppose the conservatist church and fanatism. Not the faith.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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