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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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I need a virgin to satisfy my bestial lust :shifty:

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

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Lucifer  :-

 

Sort of matches my member number...

:o

 

But..but...your member number is 666 AND you have an undead skull for your avatar!

 

Um, Gorth - try not to take this the wrong way, but when you walk by, do birds inexlicably fall from the sky, flowers wither and maggots fester from seemingly nowhere? :ermm:

 

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I came up with Demented Whore.  It's better than Masterspray or Hand-Made Cheetah in my books... :thumbsup:

Face it man - you're cursed at these things! :lol:

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Um, Gorth - try not to take this the wrong way, but when you walk by, do birds inexlicably fall from the sky, flowers wither and maggots fester from seemingly nowhere?    :-

Plants do tend to die in my presence (they don't like sharing my drinks) and food does tend to grow weird stuff on it. If it moves or not, I haven't noticed, I just throw it out. Not sure about the birds though, as there aren't really any around... I just entered my real name (in english) and looked at what it generated :ph34r:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Goth is more than a fashion statement.

 

Our eyes have been opened to the fester that exists. We are not preoccupied with the death that awaits. We see the death that exists already.

 

Culture exists no more. We are a society of brand names and commercial indentities given to us by false prophets of greed. We judge others by the labels of their clothes, and the make of their car.

 

Free thought died well before mass marketing and hypnotic brain washing however. When was the last time we did anything original?

 

The height of creativity and cool is merely regurgitating pop-culture, but all I taste is predigested crap and bile and I'm not readily chowing it down.

 

The world is a rotting zombie that doesn't know it's dead, and goths pay tribute to the world that once was. We mourn every day of our pathetic excuses of lives.

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It's a groin protector.

 

I was tempted to use a more appropriate picture, such as a black, velvet crotch (perhaps David Bowie's as it is infamous) but you are not worthy of such a crotch.

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Random question, if men get crotchety as they get older, do women get snatchety?

 

Now, that was funny! :lol:

 

 

I'm Damaged Roses by the way. >_

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It depends on the letters in the name, It doesn't look at the name as a whole otherwise Lucifer wouldn't be static pulse.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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I got Velvet Crotch :)

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

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Ha, Esmeralda! :)

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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