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R.I.P. Kumquatq3


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Friends and n00bs alike, today we gather on this most poignant day, to grieve for the death of one our own....at the hands of The Chimp. :(

 

Kumquatq3 mesmerized us with his daring and courage, and whilst some thought him to be crazy...most of us knew he was.

 

But alas! The Champ went off on his Quest of Chimpomination...but sadly never returned.

 

Fear not Kum our friend - for now you roam in a better place: A land where man wanders free from the terror of the Chimpanzee.

 

"The fight has ended, but the challenge lingers on..."

 

*moment of silence in memory of kumquat3*

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I hope that some day jaguars4ever will organize something like that for me. :rolleyes:

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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No, if he encountered this chimp king of assassins:

 

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HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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I never really knew kumquatq I've been here almost a year which makes it even sadder. But to mourn this loss, I will be playing Hero of the day by Metallica in his honor while swearing vengence on those damn dirty apes err chimps.

Well you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.

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Poor kumquatq.

Right then, I say it's time to launch a Holy War against those chimps.

 

In the name of God, and all that is right (or wrong) in the world, we shall have justice for kumquatq!

 

DEATH TO THE CHIMPS!

Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil... :p

 

 

:ph34r:

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Yeah, lets invade Chimpistan and capture their dictator Chimpan Hussein (after all, each chimp is a WMD all by itself) and then we might as well take all their oil...

Why not.

Then we can go after Chimpan Hussein's accomplice.

 

ORANG-UTAN LADEN

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$1,000,000 dollar reward, dead or alive.

The evil terrorist leader, sending Orang-Utan bombers to bomb our forest destruction equipment!

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This is the the best time to test my new chimp blasting killbots. My last batch was destroyed by the Ultra Robot Monkey Hyperforce.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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That's good, I still got that picture of you lying around for when I need to squeeze some info out of you someday :wub:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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They are watching.

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I grant consent (to call your bluff)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen...

The Killer of Kongs...

 

The Chastiser of Chimps...

 

The Molester of Monkeys...

 

The one and only: Kumquatq3!*)

 

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*) This is the "before" picture. It might be necessary to contact closest relatives for the "after" picture.

 

:thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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