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Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever?


Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever?  

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  1. 1. Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever?

    • HK-47
      129
    • Jolee Bindo
      59
    • Atton Rand
      21
    • Canderous
      2
    • Revan
      3
    • Exile
      1
    • Disciple
      0
    • Bao-Dur
      1
    • T3-M4
      6
    • They all sucked
      4


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I'm deeply torn, what with HK's "Shall we go kill something to make ourselves feel better, Master?" line (among many others). I predict he'll win in a landslide.

 

But I gotta go with Jolee, and here's why:

 

Jolee: I did it all for the Wookiees.

Revan: The Wookiees?

Jolee: The Wookiees.

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Bao-Dur and Disciple made the poll, but Carth didn't? I mean, say what you will about his whining, but the man had some zingers.

 

Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Hk-47 vs C3-PO is like "the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots from Star Wars" - Simpsons Bi-Mon-Fi-Sci-con

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The HKs are hilarious, although the TSL HKs including HK-47 sound a bit affectated compared to the original. They also lack a certain edge or purity in comparison. But the best HK line ever was in TSL, the definition of love. :D

 

Jolee is funny and likeable, same for T3. But they are funny in a more subtle way than the one and only real true iron maniac.

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Bao-Dur and Disciple made the poll, but Carth didn't? I mean, say what you will about his whining, but the man had some zingers.

 

Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Agreed. HK-47 is by far the funniest character in the series (KOTOR HK being much funnier than KOTOR2 HK), but I like to make sure Carth gets his due in threads like this. He was the undisputed master of the snappy comeback in the original game.

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What I love about Jolee is when you go to talk to him and say : "Never Mind". Then he says: "Oh, I get it, lets mess with the old man's head, he's half senile he won't remember what we were talking about anyway! What was that again". Or something along those lines. And the story he told about the Jedi Apprentice he had with a huge destiny infront of him, that was hilarious as well.

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Did anyone ever bring Jolee and Canderous along on Korriban? Truly brilliant stuff.

 

Sith: Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban?

Jolee: Uh... twelve. No, wait... thirteen!

Canderous: Good one, old man.

Jolee: Thanks. It takes a lot of work to stay properly irreverent at my age.

 

Mekel: I'm letting them stand there until they die.

Jolee: Why don't you just shoot them? It would at least be more direct.

Canderous: That's what I would do!

Jolee: Of course that's what you would do.

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Jolee by far! :D

 

Jolee: She...was my wife

 

Revan: You were married?

 

Jolee: You know another way of getting a wife?!? Now where was I?

 

......

 

I want to be just like him when I "grow up" ;)

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Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Hk-47 vs C3-PO is like "the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots from Star Wars" - Simpsons Bi-Mon-Fi-Sci-con

 

 

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I'd say HK-47, though Jolee had some good ones.

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Atton didn't have any zingers that were compatible to Carth's ;) and yes, I am biased.

 

It's a real tough call for me between HK and Jolee, but I have to give Jolee the edge over HK - I love his sarcastic remarks. He's a nice counterbalance to the other Jedi aboard the Ebon Hawk.

 

Like on Korriban when you take him along as your slave = priceless.

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So many choices... ugh... Jolee... Aychkay... Jolee... Aychkay... NO! Must choose!

 

I guess I have to go with the most eccentric non-organic since Marvin the Paranoid Android... Aychkay Forteeseven (or HK-47 depending on whether you're going phonetic or not).

 

I decided on the droid mainly because he can never be serious which makes him all the more ridiculous and the idea of a homicidal assassin droid masquerading as a protocol droid is just too good to resist...

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