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Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever?

Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever? 226 members have voted

  1. 1. Who's the funniest KOTOR character ever?

    • HK-47
      129
    • Jolee Bindo
      59
    • Atton Rand
      21
    • Canderous
      2
    • Revan
      3
    • Exile
      1
    • Disciple
      0
    • Bao-Dur
      1
    • T3-M4
      6
    • They all sucked
      4

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So...make your choice...

 

It's hard to tell,but I'd say that HK-47 really kicked ass...

Bao-Dur and Disciple made the poll, but Carth didn't? I mean, say what you will about his whining, but the man had some zingers.

I'm deeply torn, what with HK's "Shall we go kill something to make ourselves feel better, Master?" line (among many others). I predict he'll win in a landslide.

 

But I gotta go with Jolee, and here's why:

 

Jolee: I did it all for the Wookiees.

Revan: The Wookiees?

Jolee: The Wookiees.

Bao-Dur and Disciple made the poll, but Carth didn't? I mean, say what you will about his whining, but the man had some zingers.

 

Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Hk-47 vs C3-PO is like "the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots from Star Wars" - Simpsons Bi-Mon-Fi-Sci-con

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Atton's comedy came from him being such a sexist doggy ^_^;

 

Exile: Looks like I found some clothes

Atton: Damn!!..Oh..I mean good. It was distracting....for the droids I mean...

 

 

>_<

The HKs are hilarious, although the TSL HKs including HK-47 sound a bit affectated compared to the original. They also lack a certain edge or purity in comparison. But the best HK line ever was in TSL, the definition of love. :D

 

Jolee is funny and likeable, same for T3. But they are funny in a more subtle way than the one and only real true iron maniac.

HK by a landslide. :cool:

 

Honorable mentions: Onderoneon weapon merchant and Gluupor Wonky.

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Bao-Dur and Disciple made the poll, but Carth didn't? I mean, say what you will about his whining, but the man had some zingers.

 

Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Agreed. HK-47 is by far the funniest character in the series (KOTOR HK being much funnier than KOTOR2 HK), but I like to make sure Carth gets his due in threads like this. He was the undisputed master of the snappy comeback in the original game.

Definetly Jolee.

 

Jolee: It's time i've moved on.

You: To where?

Jolee: To bed!

 

Heh.

What I love about Jolee is when you go to talk to him and say : "Never Mind". Then he says: "Oh, I get it, lets mess with the old man's head, he's half senile he won't remember what we were talking about anyway! What was that again". Or something along those lines. And the story he told about the Jedi Apprentice he had with a huge destiny infront of him, that was hilarious as well.

anything of Revan

Did anyone ever bring Jolee and Canderous along on Korriban? Truly brilliant stuff.

 

Sith: Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban?

Jolee: Uh... twelve. No, wait... thirteen!

Canderous: Good one, old man.

Jolee: Thanks. It takes a lot of work to stay properly irreverent at my age.

 

Mekel: I'm letting them stand there until they die.

Jolee: Why don't you just shoot them? It would at least be more direct.

Canderous: That's what I would do!

Jolee: Of course that's what you would do.

Hard to say. They've all had funny lines...

Jolee by far! :D

 

Jolee: She...was my wife

 

Revan: You were married?

 

Jolee: You know another way of getting a wife?!? Now where was I?

 

......

 

I want to be just like him when I "grow up" ;)

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Probably would've been better to not have a poll since there's so many options.

Although I think HK-47 would win easily even with Carth on the list!

 

Hk-47 vs C3-PO is like "the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots from Star Wars" - Simpsons Bi-Mon-Fi-Sci-con

 

 

*Points at sig.*

 

I'd say HK-47, though Jolee had some good ones.

hk-47 with the pacifist package or where you ask hk what love is.

I'm obviously biased towards Atton, but I do think HK and Jolee are hilarious.

Atton had more zingers than Carth. "Republic Senate Rules" ROOFLES!

 

Jolee > all though ;)

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Atton didn't have any zingers that were compatible to Carth's ;) and yes, I am biased.

 

It's a real tough call for me between HK and Jolee, but I have to give Jolee the edge over HK - I love his sarcastic remarks. He's a nice counterbalance to the other Jedi aboard the Ebon Hawk.

 

Like on Korriban when you take him along as your slave = priceless.

It's a tie between HK and Jolee. I voted for Jolee since I predicted he'd get less votes. Love the old man. :- I want to be like him when I become senile. :-

HK with his "Can I kill him now, master? I would like ever so much to crush his neck. Just a little. It is a long-time fantasy of mine" line

HK with the pacifist upgrade :D

Atton. Got to be Atton. HK gets a bit stale after sometime. I didn't feel that about Atton, but then I'm bias. hehe :D

So many choices... ugh... Jolee... Aychkay... Jolee... Aychkay... NO! Must choose!

 

I guess I have to go with the most eccentric non-organic since Marvin the Paranoid Android... Aychkay Forteeseven (or HK-47 depending on whether you're going phonetic or not).

 

I decided on the droid mainly because he can never be serious which makes him all the more ridiculous and the idea of a homicidal assassin droid masquerading as a protocol droid is just too good to resist...

K1: Jolee

 

K2: HK

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