Calax Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 kinda like the Mad version of starwars ROTJ Luke: Leia I have somthing to tell you. I Just discovered that Darth Vader is my Father, you're my twin sister, 3po is my twin brother, Chewie is my dog, R2 is my old hoover vacume cleaner and- Leia: Is this Star Wars or All my children? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
EnderAndrew Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 No, I think Tyranus looks like he might be 3,000 years old. Christopher Lee is nearing that.
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 No, I think Tyranus looks like he might be 3,000 years old. Christopher Lee is nearing that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must say, Ender, there are times when you lose me. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum
Jediphile Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 The Exile and his stalwart companions have voyaged far, had much adversity, and fought terrible enemies, but at long last their search for the Lord Revan has brought them to a cave, where the trail of Revan has led them. Exile: "Damn, it's dark." Mira: "Anyone got a flashlight" [Everybody looks at each other in the darkness...] Mandalore: "Oh, you've got to be kidding me..." HK-47: "Mocking statement: Well, at least someone doesn't need light. Being an advanced assassination droid of unrivaled sophistication has the advantage of photoreceptors, and so makes the need that meatbag eyes have of ligthting completely redundant for my humble self, master." Everyone: "Oh shut up". Visas: "What do you all need flashlights for? I can see just fine..." Handmaiden: "Well, you would... Sithspawn..." Disciple: "Now, let's all be friends here, there is no need for us to..." Everyone: "SHUT UP!!" Exile: "Well, while *I* can see in the dark like Visas, there *is* a reason why I trained you all and gave you lightsabers..." Atton: "Ah, finally a use for this thing..." [He turns on his lightsaber... the rest follow his example] Mandalore: "Finally..." Lucasarts: "Hurry up guys - the deadline is running out!" Exile (shocked): "What the... Oh, heck - well, we better hurry - cut the chatter and lets move..." [They hurry down the cavern and rush past a few monsters conveniently cut from the game... Finally they reach their destination - a mysteriously hooded figure stands before them. The figure slowly drops the hood...] Exile: "Lord Revan! Finally we found you! But what has happened to you? And why are you..." THE END - STAR WARS - KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC II - THE SITH LORDS DIRECTED BY OBSIDIAN PUBLISHED BY LUCASARTS... [Credits continue...] Exile: "Oh crud!!" Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
KOTORFanactic Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 Why wasn't this line put in? Sith Assasin: Lord Sion was most displeased to here that you escaped Peragus alive. Seriously, why wasn't it put in?
metadigital Posted July 12, 2005 Posted July 12, 2005 Because it's a lame clich OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
jodo kast 5 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Juhani:Oh damn!I forgot to pick up the Friskies cat food! Mira: I love you Exile, forget Visas and Handmaiden they both don't see that We're meant for each other.
Sinbreaker Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Kreya [to exile]: My Preciousssssssss !!!!!!! :D :D I wish the exile player had actual battle-cries, neither KOTOR 1 nor this included any.....
atomic Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Kreya [to exile]: My Preciousssssssss !!!!!!! :D :D I wish the exile player had actual battle-cries, neither KOTOR 1 nor this included any..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Revan Battle Cry]: "I'm the king of the woooooooooorld" [Exile Battle Cry]: "No way man, I'm the king of the world" [HK-47 Battle Cry]: "Battle Cry:Death to the meatbags!!!" [Kreya Battle Cry]: "You weak pathetic fools! I've come for your souls" [Atton Battle Cry]: "So be it, Jedi" [Disciple Battle Cry]: "We shouldn't have battle cries, because they can inspire anger, and that's the path to the dark side. Let us sit around a camp fire and eat roasted marshmellows and........bla bla bla bla bla bla bla " <_< (Does this guy ever shut up??)
DarthVala Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Exile- OK......................now where did I put Atton... Atton- I'm on the bed on the port side..... :ph34r: Exile- Uh oh........ Kreia- ...................I'm........uh...........teaching Atton how to sleep. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HK-47- --Statement--Master, The fat one is sputtering oil on disciple...who is naked ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Handmaiden- VISAS! YOUR BUM IS BLOCKING MY WAY OUT! Visas- I can't see...I only see light or dark ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T3-M4- Beep-woo-vree! Woo-vreep-vreep-beep-oop! (metallic giggling sounds) :D Mandalore- OH NO!?! WHERE'S THE MASK? (choking sounds) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Revan- ........HEY! YOU KIDS GET OUTTA DAVIK'S SHIP! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ratakan in Pyramid with Mira- Mira- What is this place? Ratakan- Very sexy. Big things on chest. What a metal one would call....Boreanic Fleetgaag? It will have to do. "Great intelligence usually goes hand in hand with great stupdity." Join The Sibilati! -Sibilati retrorsum sibilamus
jodo kast 5 Posted July 13, 2005 Posted July 13, 2005 Kreia- ...................I'm........uh...........teaching Atton how to sleep.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HK-47- --Statement--Master, The fat one is sputtering oil on disciple...who is naked ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Handmaiden- VISAS! YOUR BUM IS BLOCKING MY WAY OUT! Visas- I can't see...I only see light or dark ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mandalore- OH NO!?! WHERE'S THE MASK? (choking sounds) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ratakan in Pyramid with Mira- Mira- What is this place? Ratakan- Very sexy. Big things on chest. What a metal one would call....Boreanic Fleetgaag? It will have to do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> , genius, especially the Mandalore and Mira one
Sinbreaker Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I still think the funniest line was when the exile first stumbles upon Atton "Yout a name or just a big mouth?" (w00t)
Jediphile Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Confrontation with Darth Nihilus... Visas: "There he is, Darth Nihilus himself!" Nihilus: "Hmrmhggr hhhggp mmvvhhr!" Exile: "Ahem, nice Sith spawn... good sithspawn..." Mandalore: "And what a lovely singing voice you must have..." Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums.
Kissamies Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Darth Sion: By the Force, they killed Nihilus! Colonel Tobin: You bastards! SODOFF Steam group.
darth spock Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Carth: I've been waiting for her for four years, and it doesn't get any easier. Hey, nobody says this crap. [to Male Exile] C'mon, let's go grab a case of beer and watch some football. Male Exile: Sounds good. --- Handmaiden: You want me, Male Exile! I look sexy in my underwear. C'mon, and let's go sparring. Visas: No. I am a submitter. I will do your will. Mira: I've got the badass attitude AND I am definatly hotter than they are! Disciple: But you want ME!!!!!! Male Exile: ....? --- Atton: You want me 'cause I'm a scoundrel. Female Exile: That line sounds familiar. Bao-Dur: You always know you wanted me despite it wasn't in game!! Director: Where's Disciple? Isn't he supposed to be a romance? Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
Ioini Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Telos Civilian: I heard Colonel Tobin changed my voice to sound like his, any idea why? Exile: Lazy dev's maybe? Nihilus: Fhfdsh ahhhh sdfjjsdh!!! (I know man! AHHH! They didn't even give me a voice!) Bastila's Mother: I have taken over dantoinne with my voice! Haha, what are the odds of that? Disciple: Lucky me! My voice isn't even used by someone else! Exile: That's because no one wants to sound like a fairy.
jodo kast 5 Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Carth: I've been waiting for her for four years, and it doesn't get any easier. Hey, nobody says this crap. [to Male Exile] C'mon, let's go grab a case of beer and watch some football.Male Exile: Sounds good. --- Handmaiden: You want me, Male Exile! I look sexy in my underwear. C'mon, and let's go sparring. Visas: No. I am a submitter. I will do your will. Mira: I've got the badass attitude AND I am definatly hotter than they are! Disciple: But you want ME!!!!!! Male Exile: ....? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Genius, i love the Carth one as well as the ladies
darth spock Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Exile: That's because no one wants to sound like a fairy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atton: [to bartender] Gimme another round. [Carth sits next to him]. Carth: [to bartender] Me too. [to Atton] You Atton Rand? Atton: Yeah. Carth: Man, I feel bad for you. You didn't even get a romance, and the Exile left you with that pansy Disciple. Atton: I guess so. But I heard about your romance subplot. Man, saying that stuff? Carth: It was really hard, especially the beach scene. Atton: I hear all the girls love that one. Carth: [sigh] Yeah, I know. Got my own group of fangirls. Atton: Oh I know how you feel. Carth: The entire deal--fanfiction, wallpapers, fanart, icons... it just freaks me out whenever I go on the Internet to look ... well, I see my face. Atton: Were you gonna say to look at porn? It's okay, we're just guys. Carth: [relieved sigh] You get the same thing? Atton: Yeah pretty much. [raises glass] To the fangirls or to our safety? Carth: We're not real. Atton: Oh yeah. Well, then to us! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
Darkside Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Exile: That's because no one wants to sound like a fairy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atton: [to bartender] Gimme another round. [Carth sits next to him]. Carth: [to bartender] Me too. [to Atton] You Atton Rand? Atton: Yeah. Carth: Man, I feel bad for you. You didn't even get a romance, and the Exile left you with that pansy Disciple. Atton: I guess so. But I heard about your romance subplot. Man, saying that stuff? Carth: It was really hard, especially the beach scene. Atton: I hear all the girls love that one. Carth: [sigh] Yeah, I know. Got my own group of fangirls. Atton: Oh I know how you feel. Carth: The entire deal--fanfiction, wallpapers, fanart, icons... it just freaks me out whenever I go on the Internet to look ... well, I see my face. Atton: Were you gonna say to look at porn? It's okay, we're just guys. Carth: [relieved sigh] You get the same thing? Atton: Yeah pretty much. [raises glass] To the fangirls or to our safety? Carth: We're not real. Atton: Oh yeah. Well, then to us! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One of the first good ones in a looong time.
julianw Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Kreia: Find what you are looking for amongst the dead? Exile: Duh? This is a RPG, isn't it?
RevanRedefined Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Kreia: Find what you are looking for amongst the dead? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exile: Yeah, this bastard stole my wallet when I was unconscious.
E_Motion Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Kreia: Find what you are looking for amongst the dead? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exile: Yeah, this bastard stole my wallet when I was unconscious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh. Love it.
darth spock Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 Kreia: Find what you are looking for amongst the dead? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exile: Yeah, this bastard stole my wallet when I was unconscious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> T3 stole it on the Hawk during the prologue. " Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
DarkAngle Posted July 15, 2005 Posted July 15, 2005 (Onderon soldier when he sees the Baskilist war droid in Iziz) (Trooper) Yes commander! I can see the baskilist now! (Commander) Well, whats it doing!? (Trooper) It seems to have mounted the Handmaden! Oh, my virgin eyes! (Commander) Get me a pic right now! (Trooper) No way! (Marine Axiom) Sweat Dries Blood Clots Bones Heal SUCK IT UP!
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