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Exile: where is the bathroom on this bucket?

 

Atton:oooo im sorry theres no bathroom on this ship.

 

Exile: damn i got 2 go and i ****ing hungry, kreia make me some waffles and blue milk.

 

kreia: yes right away let me just finish my evil plot 2 get revenge.

 

Mandalore: o come on bathrooms ,food. i thought this was star wars not the ****ing sims.

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Exile: where is the bathroom on this bucket?

 

Atton:oooo im sorry theres no bathroom on this ship.

 

Exile: damn i got 2 go and i ****ing hungry, kreia make me some waffles and blue milk.

 

kreia: yes right away let me just finish my evil plot 2 get revenge.

 

Mandalore: o come on bathrooms ,food. i thought this was star wars not the ****ing sims.

 

HaHa...Welcome to the Forums.

 

Exile: So, what did you do before you joined your Master?

Visas: Well I was into acting, until I was cut from a Pepsi comercial for not being able to "wink" or something.

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What an incredibly unfunny thread.

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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What an incredibly unfunny thread.

 

Dude, did you just quote yourself? If no one listened before why repost? <_<

 

 

Man: The Ebon Hawk, she's my ship.

 

Exile: Prove it.

 

Man: There's a secret compartment on the starboard dorm.

 

Exile: So that's where Visas has been hiding during Hide n Seek :-

DSExile:Now your are no longer of use to me *force crush' the man and then force throws him into the big pit* :blink:

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What an incredibly unfunny thread.

 

Dude, did you just quote yourself? If no one listened before why repost? <_<

 

 

Man: The Ebon Hawk, she's my ship.

 

Exile: Prove it.

 

Man: There's a secret compartment on the starboard dorm.

 

Exile: So that's where Visas has been hiding during Hide n Seek :o

 

 

Thats a good point, and question. I will answer it thusly.

 

What an incredibly unfunny thread.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Geez, if you hate the thread that much, then why do you even bother reading?

 

Quoting yourself over and over will not make me stop posting, if I find it amusing, and it doesn't seem like it'll stop anyone else either...

 

On that note:

 

 

Visas: "My life for yours..."

 

Exile: "Okay, stop it now - it's getting old!"

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I didn't say it would stop you from posting, I just thought I would state my opinion.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Fair enough...

 

 

Anyways:

 

 

Evil Atton: "Look, I didn't want to say anything, but you've forced my hand. That power is corrupting you. You're starting to get creases..."

 

Evil Exile: "Oh yeah, maybe you should take a look at yourself" [Holds up a mirror to Atton's face]

 

Evil Atton: "OH GOD!! MOMMY!!" [Runs away crying]

 

Evil Exile [to other companions]: "What? I'm supposed to be evil, right?"

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HK-47: [Request] Bite my shiny metal ass, Jedi.

 

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[A Cutscene shows young and idealistic version of Master Vrook as a padawan infront of the Council.]

 

Vrook: Yes, Council, I'm grateful for all of your help and guidance, and take all of your counsel into conisderation. What would you have me do to complete my Knighthood?

 

Head of Council: You must take this Gungan as your padawan until we see fit.

 

Vrook: Thy will be done.

 

[Vrook accepts generously, and is pestered by Jar Jar's ancestor for 30 years and gradually turns into the bitter, cynical and Hate filled Jedi Master we know today.]

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HK-47: [Request] Bite my shiny metal ass, Jedi.

 

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[A Cutscene shows young and idealistic version of Master Vrook as a padawan infront of the Council.]

 

Vrook: Yes, Council, I'm grateful for all of your help and guidance, and take all of your counsel into conisderation. What would you have me do to complete my Knighthood?

 

Head of Council: You must take this Gungan as your padawan until we see fit.

 

Vrook: Thy will be done.

 

[Vrook accepts generously, and is pestered by Jar Jar's ancestor for 30 years and gradually turns into the bitter, cynical and Hate filled Jedi Master we know today.]

 

Welcome to the boards. I like you already. Why do you ask? Because that was actually funny. *applause*

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Disciple: Exile, I admire you, your walk, your stance...

F Exile: Great, another fanGIRL. Why don't you go admire Atton?

Disciple: He said he'd rather talk to his pazaak cards... *snif*

F Exile: *draws her lightsaber, looks at it* Hey lightsaber! How you doin'? Nah I wasn't talking to nobody...

Disciple: *goes away, crying*

Atton: Maybe another time, Daisy. Time out at med-bay!

 

:"> Yeah...not funny...but w/e :(

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