Why doesn't the Ebon Hawk have a bathroom?

[Darth Ni]

I think this topic is going to be locked soon so if you have any more stupid comments, post them now .

[Darth Jebus]

I was totally thinking about this last night while I was playing. I figured Jedi don't need to go to the bathroom. You know how Kreia teaches you that Force power to hold your breath? There's probably some sort of Force power that allows you to not pee as well.

 

It's a midichlorian thing, I guess.

[aktus]

of course ppl in starwars have sex, what are you thinking?   do you think luke and leia just fell out of the sky? i think not. 

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Of course i do, that's why their name is SKYwalker (Skyfaller wasn't noble enough)

[mEtaLL1x]

Yep, real Jedi and Sith don't need to commit those barbaric intercourses, they just need to use The Force to move their genetic material inside.

I bet Emperor did that to Anakin's mother ^_^

 

Anyways, I won't mind seeing Bastilla bathe..... ^_^

[aktus]

or the cat woman

[jaguars4ever]

or the cat woman

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Or not.

 

 

And lets face it, taking a p**s is not the most interesting part of any normal Jedi's day. On a side note, The force would be handy for public toilets though, you could hover above the seats w/o worring who has sat on them before you  :ph34r:

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Force Hover.

 

On that subject, and since this can't possibly get anymore graphic or gross, I'll take a gander: Wouldn't a higher 'hover' distance increase the Archimedes effect of the splash - thereby increasing the likelihood of being squirted by the abominable public toilet water?

 

:ph34r:

[213374U]

On that subject, and since this can't possibly get anymore graphic or gross, I'll take a gander:  Wouldn't a higher 'hover' distance increase the Archimedes effect of the splash - thereby increasing the likelihood of being squirted by the abominable public toilet water?

Obviously you've done your homework.

[Fanboy24]

Or... You're just thinking about it too much. Ever wonder why it takes so long to go from one planet to the next? That's the characters stopping at a space station ala "Space Balls", and having their designated bathroom break. That's right, you heard me. They all go to the bathroom only for how many times you move between planets. So go easy on 'em folks, and go from one planet to the next at least a couple of times.

[aktus]

Or not.

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but Juhani is so sexy with her pony tail (in real ponay hair, not humain hair)

[jaguars4ever]

On that subject, and since this can't possibly get anymore graphic or gross, I'll take a gander:  Wouldn't a higher 'hover' distance increase the Archimedes effect of the splash - thereby increasing the likelihood of being squirted by the abominable public toilet water?

Obviously you've done your homework.

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Thanks Number Man, I try. :">

[Jeric Soran]

Juhani looked like a drug taking alcoholic or something like that. Never used here, just on DS because I thought she would join my Sith-PC, But what did this cat-"women" (I'm not sure if "she" is a "she" O.o) do?: "Oh, Revan, suck my ass, I'm not bad anymore" so I had to kill her

[NeverwinterKnight]

am i the only one that didnt think juhani was that bad? (in terms of character, not "looks")

[Meshugger]

am i the only one that didnt think juhani was that bad?  (in terms of character, not "looks")

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She was pretty good IMO. She was a bit whiney, but in a believable way.

[213374U]

She was pretty good IMO. She was a bit whiney, but in a believable way.

It sucked that she was totally immune to the lure of the dark side and stuff. But I suppose that isn't her fault. <_<

[jaguars4ever]

They should've incorporated the option of selling Juhani into slavery.

[213374U]

They should've incorporated the option of selling Juhani into slavery. 

You mean you couldn't?

I always thought that was an option judging from the dialogue options you get. But then again, you had dialogue options to have her fall to the dark side again.

 

Suckage.

[jaguars4ever]

They should've incorporated the option of selling Juhani into slavery. 

You mean you couldn't?

I always thought that was an option judging from the dialogue options you get. But then again, you had dialogue options to have her fall to the dark side again.

 

Suckage.

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Tell me about it. At least in TSL, you have the option of

sacrificing

one of your party members!

[Trooper]

Why'd I click on this thread? What compelled me? Lol. This is so wierd. The Ebon Hawk had no bathroom cuz T3 doubled as the can.

[Conspiracy Theorist]

Yeah, I think that's the general consensus

[Zach Morris]

I finally clicked on this thread. Juhanni was cool in the fact that if you were a consular you could use her to jump around in battles. Nothing like jumping from beast to beast on Tatooine.

[~NightWolf~]

Why not?

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Because it would be too much like the Sims game then (not that the Sims was a bad game or anything). If a bathroom was added, you'd probably want the option added for your character to have to use it too, right?

That would be very funny, your character is exploring some new planet and suddenly has to run back to the Ebon Hawk to use the bathroom...

[Darth Sun_Tzu]

Why not?

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Because it would be too much like the Sims game then (not that the Sims was a bad game or anything). If a bathroom was added, you'd probably want the option added for your character to have to use it too, right?

That would be very funny, your character is exploring some new planet and suddenly has to run back to the Ebon Hawk to use the bathroom...

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There could be a toilet on each world so that you do not have to go back.

 

But imagine the queue when sharing a bathroom with a whole planet.

 

Maybe you could charge addission to the Ebon hawks toilet.

[alternative_genius]

Why not?

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Because it would be too much like the Sims game then (not that the Sims was a bad game or anything). If a bathroom was added, you'd probably want the option added for your character to have to use it too, right?

That would be very funny, your character is exploring some new planet and suddenly has to run back to the Ebon Hawk to use the bathroom...

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There could be a toilet on each world so that you do not have to go back.

 

But imagine the queue when sharing a bathroom with a whole planet.

 

Maybe you could charge addission to the Ebon hawks toilet.

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KOTOR III: The toilet attendant of the Sith

[The Swedish Dark Lord III]

Laser-toiletbrushes

 

 

 

NOT: zoom, swish or ziang. INSTEAD; splash, splosh and wack!

[Hammer]

Oh---I can ANSWER this one----and I think you'll like it.

 

You see, there's a little known truth that all Force Sensitive creatures have certain traits that come along with their metachlorian capabilities. Some, for example, have Force Sensitivity, others Battle Meditation, and others yet something else. You get the general idea. Well, according to secret Jedi documentation, all force sensitive creatures have a capability that isn't really labeled per se but is known as Force Flush. It allows your body to flush itself of all harmful toxins, etc. The cruder creatures of the galaxy know this as Force Crap. This ability is shared by any non-force sensitive creatures travelling with the force sensitive creature. The radius of this ability is thousands of light years, magnified by the number of bugs found in newly released software, so since there are sufficient numbers of force sensitive creatures and well more than a fair share of bugs.....well, there's no need for a bathroom in a ship. But later on, when there's just Luke, this becomes a serious problem bugs or no bugs...hence the RETURN OF THE TOILETS..... Ummm...Sorry....wrong title.....must have had a disconnect there somewhere. SPACEBALLS anyone????

 

 

Hammer.