rjshae Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 1 2 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Azdeus said: So I'm curious, do you have that lovely Polish accent or is that gone? I was young enough when I got to Murica that I learned English as if it was my first language, hence no Polish accent. I guess my accent is Connecticut with a few southernisms I've picked up since moving to the Carolinas. I doubt I'll ever pick up a southern drawl, but if it happens it happens. On the flip side, my Polish is quite weak. I can understand it fairly well and I can speak it well enough to get my point across, but with horrible grammar. Edited August 27, 2020 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) ^ That's not just Canada, geese are terrifying everywhere. If I'm on foot and I see geese, I give them a wide berth. Birds are just ***holes in general. Edited August 27, 2020 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 15 minutes ago, Keyrock said: ^ That's not just Canada, geese are terrifying everywhere. If I'm on foot and I see geese, I give them a wide berth. Birds are just ***holes in general. 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 If traveling back in time was possible, the popular thing to do would be to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That's all well and good, but I'd kill whoever invented round shoelaces. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Perfectly good flat shoelaces already existed, but what if we made them round so that they would come untied on their own constantly? Brilliant! 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/26/2020 at 1:24 PM, ComradeMaster said: I thought you were American? And Nazi's: tidy on the outside, rotten on the inside. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Keyrock said: If traveling back in time was possible, the popular thing to do would be to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That's all well and good, but I'd kill whoever invented round shoelaces. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Perfectly good flat shoelaces already existed, but what if we made them round so that they would come untied on their own constantly? Brilliant! They want them to come undone. Then you step on them, they get frayed and you buy more shoelaces! Why do you think the dentist gave you a lollipop when you were a kid???? BTW: If someone had a time machine and wanted to stop hitler they shouldn't go back and kill him. Go back and stop Teddy Roosevelt from running for President in 1912. But for him Taft would have been re-elected. The US stays out of WWI. The Central Powers still lose but the Treaty of Versailles is completely different. It is very likely the peace is more equitable. The Weimar Republic never exists, so it can't collapse. Hitler would have lived out his life as a architect and artist of middling ability in Vienna with a wife and a couple of kids. 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Chilloutman said: Had this happen to me in Hawaii. It was the most memorable thing to happen the whole trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Hey, you don't pee on in flight bird every day, i would remember it as well 1 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Chilloutman said: Hey, you don't pee on in flight bird every day, i would remember it as well I got pooped on not peed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, the_dog_days said: I got pooped on not peed on. technically there is no difference when t comes to birds... also if you managed to poop on him mid flight your skills must be legendary I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeYellow Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 6 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Volourn Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 I also how many tribal lands were stolen by current tribes from tribes they completely wiped out. (not really funny though) DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Could we at least keep the Funny thread free of politics? Some of the stuff being posted isn't remotely funny and comes off as blatant propaganda. At least until we get back to some sense of normalcy. 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theonlygarby Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Skarpen said: This doesn't really make sense. Is it Europe criticizing the stolen land? Pretty sure it's American citizens more than anyone else. Also that is an issue in Canada. It's not like no one realizes we also stole land. I'm assuming it's the same in Australia... This really feels like projection. America is criticized for their meddling and their power to do so... Not because the land is stolen... Edited August 29, 2020 by Theonlygarby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Yeah.. blame 'Amerikans' for stealing lands... last I check that was Europeans who did that... And, Europe never 'meddles'. L0L And, Natives had a fun time stealing land. People continue to ignore that fact. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 4 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 i wish there was a way to stop myself from being a meatbag 2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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