teknoman2 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 1 2 2 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 2 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guard Dog Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 4 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Guard Dog said: Animals dying is depressing? Don't look outside, nine year old. For the love of god, don't look outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 4 1 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keyrock Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 8/2/2020 at 8:15 AM, Chilloutman said: Not gonna lie, I have a serious case of cat shirt envy. 3 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Now there was a semi-viral tweet from Olivia Munn where she found her Psylocke sword at home and was practicing with it and went wrong... Someone decided to turn it into a lightsaber. 2 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 (edited) Once I buy a house, hopefully in the not too distant future, I plan to adorn some of its walls with weapons, shields, etc. There is a 100% chance that there will be a naginata in said house, on account of naginatas being awesome, There is a 98% chance that, at some point, likely after I've had a couple schlongtails too many, I will do damage to the house and/or its furnishings while trying to look like a badass (and failing) with said naginata. This is a thing that is going to happen, I have already accepted that. So with that said, I can't really fault Olivia Munn here. Edited August 3, 2020 by Keyrock 1 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Just don't start talking about how you "studied the blade" Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 15 hours ago, Keyrock said: Once I buy a house, hopefully in the not too distant future, I plan to adorn some of its walls with weapons, shields, etc. There is a 100% chance that there will be a naginata in said house, on account of naginatas being awesome, There is a 98% chance that, at some point, likely after I've had a couple schlongtails too many, I will do damage to the house and/or its furnishings while trying to look like a badass (and failing) with said naginata. This is a thing that is going to happen, I have already accepted that. So with that said, I can't really fault Olivia Munn here. Guandao or bust! Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Longswords Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 As some of the board regulars will be feeling soon no doubt... 1 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Marvel be like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 8/4/2020 at 5:34 AM, Keyrock said: Once I buy a house, hopefully in the not too distant future, I plan to adorn some of its walls with weapons, shields, etc. There is a 100% chance that there will be a naginata in said house, on account of naginatas being awesome, There is a 98% chance that, at some point, likely after I've had a couple schlongtails too many, I will do damage to the house and/or its furnishings while trying to look like a badass (and failing) with said naginata. This is a thing that is going to happen, I have already accepted that. So with that said, I can't really fault Olivia Munn here. My little brother used to be very much into the medieval reenactment thing. Besides having things like Zweihanders and Halberds hanging on the wall or standing around, he also had replicas of some of the very first fire arms and a license to make gun powder (the latter being very unusual in Denmark). At some point, he had a little cannon modeled after something out of the hundred years war (can't remember what those things were called) standing on the floor at home. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) Edit: I had posted the Trump vs Trump discussion..but I realised someone already had in politics... Edited August 5, 2020 by Raithe 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country. UK: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed twice. Bread rolls have a new name. 1 1 1 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I did have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it. 2 1 1 1 1 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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