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Funny Stuff: The Funny Strikes Back

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1 hour ago, Raithe said:

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If you have that conversation with a New Zealander, it can get very spicy

 

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    11 minutes ago, Raithe said:

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    I hate these lazy diagrams that don't fill in when 2 circles overlap.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Fixed it.

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    11 hours ago, Orogun01 said:

    If you have that conversation with a New Zealander, it can get very spicy

     

    Speaking of NZ and Schlongs...

     

    xD

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

    9 hours ago, Orogun01 said:

    I hate these lazy diagrams that don't fill in when 2 circles overlap.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    8 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    The forum as never been so united. 🇦🇱

    3 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Worrying about microchips when 5G is going to give you Coronavirus, Ebola, and Super AIDS.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    Well somebody is serious about social distancing...

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    43 minutes ago, rjshae said:

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    Well somebody is serious about social distancing...

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    That reminds me of an old, somewhat sexist joke (so, trigger warning).

    A guy comes across a genie and the genie tells him: "I can grant you one wish."

    To which the guy replies: "I want a highway to Hawaii!"

    The genie goes: "Oh, come on, I can't build a highway that long across the ocean, wish for something else!"

    "Then I want to understand women."

    "So, uhm, two or four lanes?"

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    Maybe you're having a bad day, but I'm pretty sure you're not having a "tell your boss you set off the fire suppression system at the Minnesota National Guard hangar and foamed all 10 aircraft." kinda bad day... — at Minnesota National Guard.

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    On 8/15/2020 at 10:09 PM, Keyrock said:

    Worrying about microchips when 5G is going to give you Coronavirus, Ebola, and Super AIDS.

    Nononono, you got it all backwards, it's the coronavirus vaccine that's going to give you 5G and a microchip...well except for that freshly announced Russian vaccine which will give you 2G and a VHS.

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    George Carlin on a roll.... warning nsfw language aplenty

     

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    13 minutes ago, Gorth said:

    George Carlin on a roll.... warning nsfw language aplenty

     

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    Ok...I legit laughed just as a saw the thumbnail

     

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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