Raithe Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 2 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
the_dog_days Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 7 hours ago, Raithe said: This is every meme ever. Funny, but factually incorrect. 1
rjshae Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 3 4 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
algroth Posted May 19, 2019 Posted May 19, 2019 3 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Pidesco Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 This is pretty much perfect. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/thin-ice 2 2 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
rjshae Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 1 1 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
teknoman2 Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Pidesco Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 3 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Chilloutman Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 not that funny, why would there be so many people crossing border illegally if it would be that simple? I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Malcador Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 Simple solutions sometimes are rarely seen. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
ShadySands Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Chilloutman said: not that funny, why would there be so many people crossing border illegally if it would be that simple? I know this is the funny things thread but to not really answer your question, For 7th Consecutive Year, Visa Overstays Exceeded Illegal Border Crossings. Free games updated 3/4/21
rjshae Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 1 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Pidesco Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 16 hours ago, Chilloutman said: not that funny, why would there be so many people crossing border illegally if it would be that simple? That's the joke. There aren't that many people entering the US illegally. Most illegal immigrants are people that overstayed on their guest visas, and the number of people crossing the border illegally has been decreasing for years and years. 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
teknoman2 Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 4 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Hurlshort Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Pidesco said: That's the joke. There aren't that many people entering the US illegally. Most illegal immigrants are people that overstayed on their guest visas, and the number of people crossing the border illegally has been decreasing for years and years. You also have a ton of seasonal workers that used to go back and forth, but with all the newer restrictions in the last decade, a good percentage have been staying put. I guess we should have a new immigration thread, since I think this is hilarious, but it probably doesn't fit in the funny things thread: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/04/06/trump-administration-nearly-doubles-h-b-guest-visa-program-which-brings-many-mexican-workers/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7f8b65ad27d1
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