Raithe Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
injurai Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 I was literally thinking to myself "Yeah... but it doesn't have TurboTax, I'll make a funny post being annoyed by that." Then two seconds later it popped up! WTH!!!
algroth Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 http://ikeaordeath.com/ I got a 10/20. Either I don't know my black metal (which is true), I don't know my Ikea (which is definitely true), or both. 1 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistan...t neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons. 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
bugarup Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 http://ikeaordeath.com/ I got a 10/20. Either I don't know my black metal (which is true), I don't know my Ikea (which is definitely true), or both. Got 12 somehow, mostly by restraining myself from voting IKEA all the time
rjshae Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 12 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 13 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 3, 2019 Posted April 3, 2019 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted April 4, 2019 Posted April 4, 2019 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
teknoman2 Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 12 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Keyrock Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 When your salad refuses to be funny: 5 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Keyrock Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 4 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Raithe Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 10 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 8 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 10 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted April 6, 2019 Posted April 6, 2019 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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