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Now that ^ could be a genre I could get into.

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    Lol, I posted that a few pages back. I love that drum work.

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    Lol, I posted that a few pages back. I love that drum work.

     

    Oh! I missed it, sorry. :facepalm:

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    I have feeling they spend one night togather and she is projecting it into that 'novel' :)

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    Pretty sure it's just a case of both thought their story was better and wanted to immediately erase the other person's contribution rather than attempting any kind of collaboration. (To be fair, I'm think Rebecca intended Gary to play Carl in a 'getting back together' romance story, but clearly Gary didn't want to play along and everything dissolved from there.)

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    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45958404?SThisFB&fbclid=IwAR1D7crRMRrQxBMREUXPhPOnt8W55MImXaB_vmMcYKnfci9STx7t6wnljSE

     

     

    Six people entered Didier's shop in the suburbs of Charleroi in daylight with the intent to rob him.

     

    The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    yeah but Gary was strangely concrete with that one night bid, maybe he only knows some history behind it :)

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

    I've actually been in a similar situation once. The teacher asked us to write about how to recreate the human civilization after a disaster, with only ten people. He wanted to know what would be their gender, profession, age, etc. When I said the doctor had to be a man because the women would all be pregnant, a feminist in the room didn't like it. And it got worse when I changed my original list and said there would be only one man. lol

     

    Anyway, that was really funny. I think I'm following the wrong career. I should be a literature teacher. :)

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    I've actually been in a similar situation once. The teacher asked us to write about how to recreate the human civilization after a disaster, with only ten people. He wanted to know what would be their gender, profession, age, etc. When I said the doctor had to be a man because the women would all be pregnant, a feminist in the room didn't like it. And it got worse when I changed my original list and said there would be only one man. lol

     

    Anyway, that was really funny. I think I'm following the wrong career. I should be a literature teacher. :)

     

    A man with massive telomeres.

    I thought this was funny

     

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    If the greeks wore bronze 10 packs, then I don't see why a lady can't wear a polymer beach body.

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    Thats a play on everyone that QQ about "bikini mail wouldnt protect you" (but have no problem with a ring / necklace of protection working).

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    Obviously. But thanks for refreshing me on internet 101.

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    Ive learned to never assume that people know what I know. It reduces butthurt by approximately 87.4%.

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    The unwashed masses need to learn the art of asking questions, your spoon feeding won't help. :p

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    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I don't get it.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    If you buy online this happens sometimes as they use stock from the store. Not a very good look for the company.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I don't get it.

    DM means Direct Message on Twitter and also Dungeon Master in RPG's. So hilarity ensues...

     

     

    I think I preferred not getting it. 

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