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I have feeling they spend one night togather and she is projecting it into that 'novel' :)

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Pretty sure it's just a case of both thought their story was better and wanted to immediately erase the other person's contribution rather than attempting any kind of collaboration. (To be fair, I'm think Rebecca intended Gary to play Carl in a 'getting back together' romance story, but clearly Gary didn't want to play along and everything dissolved from there.)

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The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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yeah but Gary was strangely concrete with that one night bid, maybe he only knows some history behind it :)

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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I've actually been in a similar situation once. The teacher asked us to write about how to recreate the human civilization after a disaster, with only ten people. He wanted to know what would be their gender, profession, age, etc. When I said the doctor had to be a man because the women would all be pregnant, a feminist in the room didn't like it. And it got worse when I changed my original list and said there would be only one man. lol

 

Anyway, that was really funny. I think I'm following the wrong career. I should be a literature teacher. :)

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I've actually been in a similar situation once. The teacher asked us to write about how to recreate the human civilization after a disaster, with only ten people. He wanted to know what would be their gender, profession, age, etc. When I said the doctor had to be a man because the women would all be pregnant, a feminist in the room didn't like it. And it got worse when I changed my original list and said there would be only one man. lol

 

Anyway, that was really funny. I think I'm following the wrong career. I should be a literature teacher. :)

 

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I thought this was funny

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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If you buy online this happens sometimes as they use stock from the store. Not a very good look for the company.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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