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  1. Is that the stand up arcade game with the up/down lever, the left/right punches and hook/uppercut supersized slam button? Where you play Bear Hugger (no, hang on, that's Super Punch Out, isn't it ...) Glass Jaw Joe as your first fight?
  2. Don't hold back, now; what do you really think? btw US citizens are unaware of the meaning of this word. Better to use "jerk off" as it has a wider cognizance.
  3. I think I might know what I've been doing wrong, so I'm all ready to try something new (wrong)! :D
  4. sick, black humour. http://www.rotten.com/ just as dark, but less sick, and sharper is: http://www.theonion.com/ Jonathan Lipnicki To Star As Young 'Dark Helmet' In Spaceballs Prequel
  5. The same, innit? A mandal wore a mandal armour.
  6. Sounds like a lot of guys not getting their Cathar rocks off. "
  7. It is a triple fed-ex puzzle, where you have to perform three subquests to obtain the components to fix the speeder. There is also a time limit, triggered by the Visquith summons to the Jek Jek Tarr, after which one receives the useful and not-at-all-hurriedly-scribbled message "That item is no longer of any use" whilst trying to use the speeder to travel quickly between the various maps on Narr Shadar, similarly to the guide on Dxun (when you return to complete it).
  8. I'm too old to be considered 80s crap and ESB was released in 1980, so you must be referring to something else. " 1. Jung is dead and alive, which makes him worth double the bounty. 2. Dali drew time disolving, and I drew a copy of it when I was too young to know about it. Maybe you went to a gallery of surreal comics and performed the Houdini Milkcan escape.
  9. Please tell me more of what you speak ...
  10. So the superhero command word is "Light Work!" in latin (which does a sunburst spell), holy water laced talons on their hands (gloves?) on-board kyolic odourless-garlic-supplement dispenser and incendiarily lethal stilletos ... what about the anti-seduction properties attributed to regular chastity belts? I thought there might be some protection from the legendary vampiric charm abilities; perhaps a powerful vampire lord might be able to charm the pants off the superheroine ...
  11. They probably have a droid groundskeeper.
  12. There is also the ambush on Dxun glitch, which I triggered accidentally and it went on for twenty minutes whilst I tried to kill all the annoying Sith Assassins.
  13. The problem is the dialogue seems to have been written as an afterthought to the game design; it then seems to have been translated into Hebrew, read from left to right and transcribed back into English, put through a MS Word spell and grammar check and right-justified; therefore any cogent exegesis is defeated as it is mind-bogglingly vapid, and self-contradictory at the same time. To fight an idea it requires that one uses a superior idea. (i.e. fight the Sith codex with some new, presumeably improved Jedi++ codex.) E.g. the Hobbesian notion that the strongest survive by beating everyone else makes for a lonely and isolated non-community. A community of cooperative beings can act in concert and defeat a single Hobbesian being of many magnitudes of strength greater than their weakest member. Thus, the Jedi "nice" code is a viable strategy to fight the Sith "bellum omnium contra omnes" code. The Sith code, however, will naturally appeal to those strong and selfish enough to be interested in short-term power over long-term survival. Also, to fight little green men (and women) from beyond the outer rim requires the NPC to travel beyond the grasp of the KotOR2 writers, which neatly allows for them to ignore said NPC.
  14. I would say that Hutts are not Force-sensitives; certainly they possess a decent resistence to the Force (look at Jabba in RotJ) and therefore I would say a Jedi Hutt is highly improbable. They would be excellent candidates for the Anti-Force Force, disciples of Kreia, the One True Prophet!
  15. You really should be asking SPOILER questions in the SPOILERS forum. People read the GENERAL forum trusting that they will not have parts of the story they haven't done SPOILED.
  16. [1]You're awfully obsessed by this Volo, you have obviosuly not grasped the concept of the duality of man :D I would love to see Lucas completely trash the post-RotJ EU with another film. [2]Btw, Am I the only one who thinks nearly every bit of EU material that takes place post-rotj is complete rubbish? I cant stand that POS Thrawn triklogy or the DarkEmpire clonefeast... and the very idea of Yuzan Wong makes me cringe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1. Me too. (Is that classified as Schadenfreude?) 2. I am very pleased to annouce that I have absolutely no knowledge of the gibberish of which you speak. I am also convinced that any post-RotJ film would totally ignore all EU prior art (and, if GL writes it, will end up repeating all his prior SW art).
  17. Have you got a server running yet?
  18. So what does a chastity-red latex combat suit protect the wearer from, exactly?
  19. At present both the 17 yo girl and 20 yo boy are in hospital with burns to 30% of their bodies; the boy is not stable and there is concern that he won't live. (Burns are very painful; a lot of sufferers don't want to live through the rehab, as it involves grafting skin from healthy areas (e.g. legs / buttocks), which is painful enough, not to mention the daily forced tearing of the healing skin to ensure sufficient range of movement of limbs ...) Of course -- should they die -- they will be automatically entered into the Darwin Awards for 2005.
  20. I played Pitfall (the original version). Does that redeem me somewhat? :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> By "original" you dont mean the one for PSX with the Bruce Campbell voicework, do you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Atari 2600 ...
  21. Sounds like the dwarves are finally getting a story that befits them! I liked the stronghold description, too. Hmm, mysterious dark cloud of unbelievable power ... it wasn't V'ger, was it? "
  22. What's a "new classical" Lady D ?
  23. Isn't Harrison Ford playing Indianna Jones in the Fourth film, currently under production? And Mark Hamil is probably sick of B-pr0n flims by now ...
  24. Oh my...how could I have forgotten that one. That one had the tears rolling down my cheeks in rivers. Not huge sobs, but the waterworks just wouldn't shut off. About half of that movie wasn't very good, IMO, tho....but the half that was good, was really good....and it helps that I'm a US Civil War buff I suppose. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... and Denzel "The Dreamboat" Washington is in it " My partner recommended, bought and sat with me through it. I thought it was a beautiful film, but very, very sad. (beauty + sadness is a difficult concept to express, so few do it properly.) Dementia is something that we all will encounter in our lives (and I don't mean visiting the LA forum " ).
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