You're being pretty easy on Carlos "beaner" Mencia there, don't you think.
You all are crazy. I know two married couples who had net courtships. They're so perfect for each other it's scary. That being said, I've known several net couples (I had one, heh) that didn't work at all. But the same could be said of any relationship of any kind. You've got no lesser chance of meeting a creep or a liar when you're picking up somebody from a coffee shop or a library or a club. That's the way things work.
Statistics are no excuse for breaking the rules!
Ah, Texas.
Did... did she just say 'ah bukkake'? o_O
Yeah, but I bet it's just a hobby of hers. Nothing to worry about.
Overshare.