Everything posted by Gorth
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Happy being born day, South Sudan!
Sudan better hope it's China. We're the US' oldest serious ally and we get **** all. That's because the US is a rebellious son of England. Now I'm imagining a personification of America screaming that he's not going to go to bed on time because he's a big boy now... right before collapsing in a heap of sleeping. Probably more appropriate in a wikileaks thread, but the image of America as a teenage son just struck me as funny and reminded me of this:
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RANDOM VIDEO GAME NEWS THREAD!
Bah? Bah. Baaah! Well, it did sound like sheep, duly following the worn path of everybody else. Yay for conformity and lack of ideas. I actually find it somewhat offensive when people call stagnation for renewal.
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The "Humanitarian mission" in Lybia
Maybe the paperwork involved in peaceful air strikes is overwhelming compared to when being technically at war? Ah, you want to bomb this tank (registration no. 65431) driving along the Tripoli highway A3 in a northerly direction? Please fill out form BZQ-0211 and BZQ-0211b (plus a munitions export form, if delivering payloads outside the EU). Remember to fill out the backside too and return in the provided envelope... Remember to leave a re-order requisition at the depot if you take the last payload in stock, your colleagues will appreciate your consideration. Also, consider freight insurance if payload gets lost in transit before arriving at destination
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Dragon Age 2
Nope, we use recycling a lot, you've probably seen it before...
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Books you hate
Stephen Donaldson's 'Thomas Covenant' books. The plot moves with all the pace of a pre-global warming glacier. Having read 3 books, I still don't know what it is about. Anything with Drizzt in it. Anything David Eddings after the Belgariad (it was fun in a McDonald junkfood kind of way the first 5 easily digestable paperbacks). After that, he might as well have asked 'Want fries with that?'. Edit to add: 'God of Clocks' by Alan Campbell, simply because it was such a disappointing ending to an otherwise great story, built up in the first two books. The guys used to be a games designer, go figure...
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new scientific discoveries
Save our bananas! I seem to remember the EU doing something similar, trying to standardise the cucumber into long straight vegetables for easier packaging and transportation. I'm not sure how you see a difference between too selective breeding of the doomed banana with skipping the selection process entirely for "designer" potatos? The end result is the same, a uniform gene pool which it only takes one mutated fungus to make a mess of
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new scientific discoveries
What risks? I think we are putting all our eggs in one basket by creating a uniform potato master race at the expense of genetic variety. With specialisation comes not only performance but vulnerability.
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new scientific discoveries
Scientists sequence potato genome Was Dan Quayle a visionary? Will scientists be able to genetically engineer a Potatoe variant from the common Potato? Will mutant Potatos threaten humanity? On a more serious note, I realise the potential of "designer" vegetables giving maximum crop yields, optimal resistance to pests of various sorts etc., yet can't stop worrying that by oversimplifying the evolutionary process and do the natural selection part on behalf of the Potato, we create greater benefits that comes with greater risks.
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Deposit your love for Obsidian here
I'm probably a minority, but I like Storm of Zehir. Sucky voice acting aside, it was fun just creating my own party, running around and do some adventuring without endless corridors and write my own story so to speak. My favourite way of crpg gaming. Would I have wished for more and deeper dungeons, sure. More involved and more complex missions, sure. It was after all "only" an expansion. The freeform type of game appealed to me though
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The Age of Renewable Energy
They may have funny locale names, but... Wales' first solar park powers up in Pembrokeshire Wales may not have as many sunshine days as Australia, but: "There are 10,000 panels here. They are very cutting edge from the States. They are thin film, particularly suited to our climate here of largely cloudy skies." Doesn't sound like other people had much faith in his project: "There was no bank financing available. I then had to take a total act of faith and said 'okay, we will halve the scheme, we will do one megawatt initially' and I basically raided my pension fund. The development would be enough to power 300 homes." Best of luck
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Happy being born day, South Sudan!
The map is missing the oil fields?
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Dragon Age 2
The fallout was (among other things) about missing royalty payment from Interplay to Bioware. Interplays cashflow was hurting (nope, no new news there) and Neverwinter Nights was turning into a nightmare of a money pit. Bioware needed a new cash cow to finish NWN. Moby Games Besides encouraging the change into D&D game instead of another RTS game, the contributions seems to be QA, Promotional material, much of the audio related stuff (sound direction, voice record/acting, music, effects etc.), various producers and an unspecified special thanks to 3 people (Chris Parked included)
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Happy being born day, South Sudan!
Now they can fight proper border wars instead of that insurrection thing... On a more serious note, the future looks bleak for them and where they could unify in the past and divert their anger against the north, where are they (the South Sudanese people) going to do it now?
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The funny things thread part 3
"According to the APPP, the use of presentation software costs the Swiss economy 2.1 billion Swiss francs (US$2.5 billion) annually, while across the whole of Europe, presentation software causes an economic loss of ?110 billion (US$160 billion). APPP bases its calculations on unverified assumptions about the number of employees attending presentations each week, and supposes that 85 percent of those employees see no purpose in the presentations. " I don't know if their math is any good, but the underlying idea isn't too bad.
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Mass Effect 3
What would the reaper equivalent of the Krogan genophage be?
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Mass Effect 3
The Illusive Man is the real villain and the Reapers were sent millions of years ago, chasing him through several galaxies trying to hunt him down, for the good of the intergalaxian community. So far, he has fooled every organic race into doing his bidding and turning them against the poor misunderstood reapers, right down to false holo images placed to misinform, by his previous henchmen, the proteans (who were equally gullible).
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new scientific discoveries
Oh come on, mate, that is such a short-sighted comment to make. Just imagine the military implications of growing cannon fodder in vats... A dip and you grow kevlar like tissue and bony armour plates all over.
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The new and improved Indie thread
Having fun playing Garter and Ghouls. Small, simple and slick. Shoot anything that moves. If it starts twitching again, shoot it some more. Play a level or two in 5 minutes and put it aside again.
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The new and improved Indie thread
Buy 'humble bundle's Steam is an absolutely last resort and the only reason I have it installed on PC at all is FO:NV. (I mostly buy on-line from GG and recently from GoG)
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What you did today?
Being a commuter, I can relate to public transport stress. Got to work way late today. Apparantly somebody jumped in front of a train (or it was an accident, who knows, very little info available). Since police cut the electricity to the rail, all trains were late. The train driver did his best to entertain people though. Everytime it moved 100m and then stopped again, he would go 'we are now number (some number) in the queue'
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A challenge for funcroc
I'm not sure Funcroc actually reads the WoT forum though. On the other hand, two developer names now features in this thread now, so it might trigger something (once he is done checking the content of your fridges and garbage bins)
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The new and improved Indie thread
What requirements does a game need to fulfill to be classified as 'Indie'?
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A great European has passed away
The Habsburgs spent 600 years trying to unite Europe through lovemaking rather than war, that has to count for something
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Happy Independence Day
Best summary of 'democracy' seen in a long time
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What are you playing now?
I don't know what 6,99 EUR is in dollars, but Gamersgate currently has Dragon Age 2 on sale for $23.98. I was more tempted by the complete Dragon Age Origins pack (same price) though, just to see if Awakening is any good. Ah well, maybe in another life. Bought a few unknown titles. Garters and Ghouls looks like fun in the same uncomplicated way as Zombie Driver.