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Uh... can we see some pics of you cheating death? That would certainly make this thread more interesting. Not that I don't find interesting, but still.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but DoA Beach Volley was designed with one purpose in mind. And it wasn't beach volley. And hey, I haven't even played that game. The trailers are more than enough.

What's this? It's an established Volourn Anti Logic axiom that anything touched by EA is automatically gold. And now you're trying to dispute it? Of course, you're the Magical Volo. Contradicting your self is an intrinsic part of your self. Yeah, sorry. My brain cell connections are just too streamlined to adopt this kind of fundamental contradiction. Regardless, the Battlefield games are GREAT games. They were developed in Europe, too. This amounts to some serious ownage for Volourn, as per usual. And no, I'm not advocating slavery here, so don't bother reporting me. )

The studio that developed the Battlefields is European. Yes, that's an EA game. Yes, you can jack off now.

I'm truly impressed by your masterful use of the asterisk. You're almost as deft at it as you are at spamming. Almost. But, at any rate, I thought you said you were quitting. Only a post later, you are flip flopping. And I'm the troll? I'm still waiting for you to offer a well written reply to my arguments that doesn't resemble a kindergarten rant. Since you appear to have fish memory, let me remind you that it was you who started with the personal attacks. Therefore, it's you who is trolling and spamming the thread (as per usual). I'm just playing along. And one last thing. I said I don't think I'll be able to make it. But it's not sure either way. Does that mean you will leave if I show up? I guess that would earn you a ph4t "Drama Queen" Advantage for your TOMBS sheet. And, be honest with yourself, you're dying to get it.

This from the guy that told me to "grow up". Really, kid. No need to throw a tantrum over this. Surely we can sort things out. I don't think I'll be able to make it for tonight's session, if there's going to be one, anyway.

Fine, fine. So it was not just you. It was you and Eru. The rest of players are inconsequential. How could I not see it. I seem to have forgotten the TOMBS Golden Rule: "Even if common sense and logic dictate otherwise, Baley is always right." My bad. And yeah, I spoke to Ender. He said he was doing some stuff with Eru. But he didn't say that you were going to spend the remaining half of the session in a private sub-game, and that whatever the rest of us did was irrelevant. He didn't tell me probably because he couldn't anticipate it. Again, you seem to mistake harassing the GM with asking him what's up. I did the former, while you suggest I should have done the latter. Get it in your simian skull, by means of a hammer if need be. Splitting the group in a PnP game IS a bad thing. I know that chit chatting in an IRC channel for more than an hour without a clear purpose isn't a problem for you, as you are always available like a two dollar whore. But guess what, not everyone is as sad as you. For some people, their time is actually worth something. An alien concept, to be sure.

Theatre is awesome, man! And real expensive, too.

Hey Baley; here's a hint for you: grow some brains. What you call a lack of communication with the GM, I call it not harassing him. There have been instances in which the GM has had to conduct private stuff, but never for more than a few minutes. Nobody, and I mean nobody has previously tried to advance the plot on their own, disregarding the rest of players. But yeah, I guess it's okay for Baley to do it. I mean, he's Baley, after all. And who the hell has blamed you for all of this stuff? My only complaint was your fetching a character whose player was not available when there were other players sitting on their hands. You have still not answered to that, resorting to flames and arguing a "top sekritt reason", instead. So cut the drama, please. Nope, I'm not going to blame you for 9/11, as that obviously required careful planning and thought, and you are proving to be utterly incapable of either. In case you haven't noticed, this is not a Single Player RPG. Here, playing (read - every player) is the primary concern, where your very intimate self-worshipping wankfests have as much a place as they don't conflict with the gameplay (again, the gameplay of all players). Deal with it or get back to Bloodlines. )

Hitman.

Hard as hell, too.

But... but I thought that was Darque! :'( *cries himself to sleep*

I know it was you who voted for me, Darque. No point in denying it now.

Well, that sucks man. But as things are, I don't think there will be a session at all...

Yeah. And chicks love the bad boy attitude. Or so I'm told, anyway...

Heh. Sorry about that, but you can't compete with the kind of emotional response triggered by JK5.

Oh. Well, that's nice and all. But you are not alone in the game, you know. For while you were going about your business on your own for your own reasons that Ender approved of, other people were sitting on their hands for about half the freaking session. So no, Baley, sorry but I'm not going to "bugger off". And at any rate, my point about Val getting killed with Kaftan away is still perfectly valid, Ender approves or not. Please, if that is what you intend to do in future sessions, be so kind as to state it beforehand so the rest of us don't have to wait idly in the channel for as long as you desire, waiting for you to come up with a reason to play with the rest of players.

That's funny. I wonder why would you take a character whose player is absent as backup when there were other players present that could have provided said backup anyway. It would have been a real barrel of laughs if Val had been killed in combat while Ender was controlling her. I doubt Kaftan would be amused, though. Good work.

I thought Val was in "absent player limbo". I doubt it.

I will see to it that day never comes. :ph34r:

Fix'd.

Uh... what? I have read that you guys didn't play last friday, but Ender hasn't said anything about tomorrow's session. Or has he?

No kidding.