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Laozi

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  1. Ya they could fight the "true sith" only to have the "true true sith" come in later and wreck up the joint, then another couple of wars and more morally ambiguous themes, like if you give an old man some money, he might use it to buy some viagra, and have a heartattack while giving a twilek a good rodgering
  2. Continuity? That was just a joke perpetrated by the Lucas youth to draw in all the super anal star wars fans. Didn't you get the secret message contained in the 3rd book of the Black Fleet Crisis page 64 1st paragraph?
  3. He claims his ability to cunningly avoid diaper duty just at the moment the baby poops is a superpower. *thinks evil thoughts about hubby* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That could possibly be equated to Flash-like superspeed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats what I was thinking
  4. Young Jedi Knights? Do you read that inbetween Babysitters Club books?
  5. I don't think he/she is important enough to the EU to require a definite gender or alignment. If Revan is then god save the EU
  6. Statement: Yes coach McGurk is hilarious, I really love that episode where he buys those swords
  7. -people who smile all the time -dogs that constantly try to smell your crotch -the elderly -babies -people who hug you when you're about to leave and you're not related -blood on my toothbrush -veterans -lending cds -being around a friend's girlfriend or sister by yourself/unsupervised -trying to explain the difference between saying a girl is a b1tch and saying she is acting like a b1tch -anytime I hear,"Oh you play bass, I'm in this band and we need........ -having to talk to people who "Have just gotten into Kafka or somesuch" -girls named Rose -when you're at a party and you let one rip, and a girl you've liked finally comes over to talk to you, and shes say,"Oh, god do you smell that?" And you have to go,"Smell what?" And she like,"Something smells really bad, I thing a dog must have taken a sh1t or something, lets go over here." And you go some place else, but she can still smell it, and makes you check your shoes.
  8. Oh ya and btw I'm listening to Blind Melon Soup. Its really sad that Shannon Hoon had to die, these guys would have been huge. All three of their releases are awesomtaculiar for completely different reason. Plus its unfortant that most people only know them for the Video of "No Rain" and silly beegirl
  9. ^^^Ya there's nothing wrong with a little force perversion
  10. Without Hootie and the Blowfish there may be no Crispy Bacon Cheddar Ranch
  11. Its a little didy Trent cooked up.
  12. I'm probaly from the same generation as you, maybe. Cash was a legend in his lifetime, and ya those covers where ofcourse done by the artist consent, most being deeply honored that someone of Cash's stature would want to record their songs. Comparing him to Puff Daddy is pretty freaking weak. I;m just saying that lending the song to Cash, was by far a better move then writing, "Your love is the prefect drug."
  13. Where are the half naked women?
  14. The best thing Trent Reznor did was write Hurt so Johnny Cash could cover it
  15. Miles Davis and Milt Jackson quintet/sextet Percy Heath plays bass on this album, and he next Charles Mingus and Jaco Pastorius, is my favorite jazz bassist This album bleeds cool.
  16. Well I just remember that 3 is the magic number. They say that somewhere in that ancient magical trinity you'll get three. You got the past, present, future You take the heart, body and the mind, and you'll get 3 It takes three legs to make a tripod. You take a man, then a woman, then a baby makes three. And I'm not sure but somehow three figures in while baking a potato.
  17. Ya and then her mom shows up and she all heal her and then she reforms Op Ivy and plays drums for them badass
  18. Declarative Statement: The best comedic animated series or whatever is ATHF and then probaly Sealab 2021
  19. I knew this was really about souls, and impressing your beliefs upon reality.
  20. Just stating the facts ma'am
  21. Tales From the Dark Side was uber creepy. I still wet my pants when I hear the theme song
  22. The grossest(could be a word) porno I ever saw was this one called, Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop. My onetime roomate Joe, who was shamelessly addicted to porno rented it one night The whole deal was that these 4 guy all went in the back door on this girl, and then another girl sucks it out of her butt with a fairly large straw. After I saw this anytime I heard the slurping noise made my a straw it imediately caused gagging and often times throwing up

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