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Laozi

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  1. I'm always doubtful when it comes to Texas because Mack Brown very often gets out coached. People always say he makes up for it by being a good recruiter, but Austin is the best recruiting tool in the region. Stoops obviously does a better job getting bluechippers to want to go to Jerkwater, Oklahoma.
  2. as are all your alts, Jorian.
  3. I'll go ahead and ruin it for you, Okie is gonna get smoked.
  4. plus hardly anyone rubs one out after seeing a box of chocolates with its top off, well maybe Hades
  5. my sister from a differ mister?
  6. then we can give the land over to super-intelligent cyborg horses that can wear monocles and smoke pipes. also chainsaw hooves and lazer guided tails
  7. I've had nurse practitioners write me prescriptions
  8. Llyranor is a proctologist, a leader in the field
  9. I wasn't particularly happy with either side's choices for VP. That being said Paulin is a dumb B from a backwater who has no business even giving bjs to whomever is in the White House.
  10. Yeah, thats good stuff, hippie. I was torn between duty and desire.
  11. I thought it was a joke, since we never argued about health care I didn't see the harm. I used to have pretty bad anxiety attacks, but once I found out my heart wasn't going to explode I found a way to deal with them. I cut out some of my more detrimental activities and even though I still get them from time to time, I've found a way to cope. Lots of exercise seems to be the best thing.
  12. somehow this is socialized medicine's fault
  13. A more legitimate beef is that Walmart drives down the value of the American dollar, making things like gas more expensive for American consumers.
  14. Cornershop ~ Brimful of Asha I had a friend who would always play this riff and I never knew what the hell it was, today a little closure was the happening.
  15. Less then a month before you turn the big four-oh

  16. Ezra Furman ~ I Dreamed of Moses I dreamed of Moses He wanted to put my hair into cornrows I said, I thought you were born way before Those came into fashion He said, Don't be silly Your dreams never follow the chronology of history And the purpose of dreams is still quite a mystery Even to me
  17. yeah, but what I'm saying it is impossible to keep business out of politics I dunno why people (republicans) look back at the days of Gould, Sumner, and Rockefeller like it was some time of Utopian example of laissez faire capitalism. The consolidation of wealth, zero workers rights, the most extreme examples of business leading the government around by the nose, the exploitation of immigrants, it all smacks of an elitism that people sit back and kid themselves into thinking they would matter in. Its like all those kids in The Decline of Western Civilization who can say with a straight face that they're totally gonna make it. They think because they don't receive any tangible financial benefit from the government that its laws and regulations don't benefit them in some way. Excuse me if I'm not all for those 'old timey' union busters
  18. Thats crap and you know it, there has never been a point in american history where the two didn't overlap. Who do we buy all those nifty toys from that secure national security? who does all that drilling and resource exploitation on government owned land? who builds all those federal buildings across the country? sea ports? air ports? roads?
  19. Ezra Furman and the Harpoons ~ Take Off Your Sunglasses...
  20. Elliott Smith ~ 2:45 AM
  21. Ezra Furman & The Harpoons ~ God is a Middle-Aged Woman A little Frank Black, a little bob dylan
  22. The show isn't bad, but the fact thats he's always runny around with that animated skeleton takes me out of the story too much. I keep wondering if they're going to tell us how they managed to raise her from the dead and how her skin got so leathery
  23. Op Ivy ~ Turn it Around
  24. I know you're trying Volourn so I'll give you a softball. 1,333 yrds. rushing + 771 yrs. receiving = more then anyone else. You're trying in earnest to troll and I get that, but the key to being an effective troll is picking good topics where your opinion isn't totally pedestrian. Look for better subjects to apply your vaunted bitchy attitude towards and we'll both come out ahead. roofies, is it?
  25. Right, and in Favre's case he hadn't been reinstated so he wasn't obligated to keep his mouth shut by being under contract. Regardless, most NFL fans see the situation as unfortunate but one of Favre's own making, he definitely took the bigger hit. In other news, we can all breath a little easier, Brian Westbrook's MRI on his ankle came out negative, he might even play against the Bears. http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/news/Tas...?story_id=16227 Good to see the league keep its best player.
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