Laozi

not if you're 12 or so

How is it you're there again? And what's you handle?

* Suspects of Maelstrom * Parasite the Heart * The Jollity * Bear of Bloody * Blow Bow * Gatekeeper of Alone * Heat * The Third * Elder of Bodyguard * Slayer the Flashlight

I was driving in my car listening to the radio, some AM talk show about the government or god or something. The windows were down and the cool evening air carried my troubles off into the night. It had been a long journey but finally Miss Thelma Austen was going to see her son, or atleast what I had left of him in my trunk. An arm, a few legs, most of a torso, typical fare for my line of work. Suddenly a woman came on the radio and started talking about mysterious lights in the night sky and strange happenings all around the state. She was rambling, filled with fear, I leaned in closer to the radio as if to hear it better when a blinding light filled the sky above me. I couldn't look up to see what it was, but as I looked out into the desert around me it seemed as if everything had been turned to mud. In the car seat next to me was an expensive camera case, that was clearly empty. The radio began to omit a strange noise and a voice began to rise out of it. I listened as hard as possible, trying to find answers, when suddenly a woman came running out into the road, I forgot about fear and I forgot about the breaks.

Social D ~ Through These Eyes

While were talking about less then extraordinary super agents, how about Remo Williams

You know, I heard a terrible Dropkick Murphys cover of that a few years ago. I didn't know there was anything the Dropkick Murphys did that wasn't terrible Modest Mouse ~ Wild Pack of Family Dogs

So you're saying there could be actually no consequences at all

Right, its a total drama queen move. Maybe they can get something from the Roughriders or the Rough Riders for him.

hmmm, it seems now a days even bots know Metallica is superlame, the universe tends towards order. The Clash ~ The Guns Of Brixton

Congratulations on getting hitched Oh, and I bought two suits today, freaken expensive ass monkey suits. I really have no idea what the appeal of pleated trousers are.

The Sea & Cake ~ Sound & Vision

Arcade Fire ~ Neon Bible

yeah, I figured Yo La Tengo ~ Spec Bebop

Better then this? Nujabes ~ Sneak Chamber

yar!!

Donuts and Glory ~ Bitches Aint Ho's

touching myself in a semi-normal non-zombie way

Yo La Tengo ~ Return To Hot Chicken

yeah, its totally vag empowering, my sister and mom love it

So far the new Venture Bros. have all been ridiculously good, lots of backstory it definitely seems like they're building towards something grand.

I'm glad someone atleast considered the possibility.

I thought it was the f

Damn dirty Spaniard.... It is interesting that Google Maps might have helped this person commit acts that otherwise they'd have a hard time knowing where to direct their hostility.

You shouldn't be so proud of this Nightshade seriously all Germans be on the lookout for this guy, probably armed and hilarious