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Laozi

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  1. When she will marry me outside with the willow trees

    And play the songs we made

  2. or a bestiality
  3. The Arcade Fire ~ The Well & The Lighthouse A good diddy by those old world emo-greasers
  4. yeah, but he said he'd till find time to use your for teh sex

  5. Together on the sand, as we sat hand in hand

  6. Ska'd4Lif ~ The Moorist Invasion
  7. I didn't think of anybody else, when I thought about you, I touched myself
  8. and looking slick, chief.
  9. Sorry I missed your 40ith, I was busy at a zombie party. You probably weren't around anyway since you never are.

  10. yeah, but voucher schools work, its the state and teacher's unions that keep parents from being able to decide where their kids go to school with the money provided for by taxes.
  11. excuse me? maybe in a couple of more generations
  12. Is that what they used in Marathon Man?
  13. Laozi

    NHL

    Well, the Hawks have played well for the most part this year, but have really lacked killer instinct and have shown zero aggressiveness after getting leads. They're young and haven't really learned how to win on the big stage, but I was hoping things would turn around sooner rather then later. Hawks fans probably are thinking last night might be the beginning of things changing, but like you said, the Oilers are a totally gay bunch of hosers who don't even belong in Disney on Ice's Highschool Musical II and there should be no pride in beating those disgustingly pathetic mouth breathers
  14. Laozi

    NHL

    Yeah, sure, I mean they totally would have won had they simply scored more goals than the Hawks
  15. Laozi

    NHL

    Hawks blank the butt-Oilers
  16. They should have asked for evolution first
  17. Department of Eagles ~ Around the Bay
  18. that's how I like them

  19. I believe it was National Lampoon's Vacation, the first one. I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid, and I'll tell you, Ellen Griswold's soapy wet boobs blew my adolescent mind. Beverly D'Angelo was one of the first crushes I can remember besides Sophia Loren and Jodi from the Fall Guy. Without this movie who knows if I would have been able to become a total perv so early in life. The movie is, ah good, I guess, never really been too big a Chevy Chase fan.
  20. you can cry, you can mope, can you swing from a good good rope?

  21. So, this girl in your personal statement is in Texas? Good move on her part.

  22. Too bad about the pu-tang, but on a lighter note, you'll be 40 in like three days

  23. Something similar to it, they basically do it all A Capella I'll send you an email tomorrow Neutral Milk Hotel ~ The King of Carrot Flowers, Part 1
  24. Oh, if you want music that will cause the bitches to break it off I have a whole catalog. tv on the radio ~ Mr. Grieves badass cover
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