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@Fish: Homosexuality is a genetic defect. You cannot be turned "not gay" regardless of what that site says. All it will do is teach you to suppress your flawed desires.

Im pretty sure he was in the throes of an epilectic siezure. Note how that one guy rushed him and held his arms down, prolly to prevent him from swallowing his tongue or something.

Perhaps you make your entire body an antenna? Kinda like how when we had rabbit ears on our TV's the channel would always look better while you were physically holding the antenna?

You know how your car remote has a certain range? Well, my friend firmly believes that if you hold the remote under your chin while you use it you can extend the range. After I got done laughing I asked why he thought that and it had something to do with the fillings in your teeth somehow amplifying the signal. I keep meaning to try my remote start from inside a mall or something but keep forgetting.

I love JLU but it doesnt seem to be on anymore.

^Yes, beyond Pluto and slightly bigger, nicknamed Zena. What we really have to watch out for is when planet X returns from its extended orbit and smashes the Earth.

*is jealous*

I'm no astronomer, but shouldn't a planet (even a dwarf one) have to revolve around the sun on its own, not as a larger planet's moon? Even though Pluto's orbit was a little erratic, that little guy was struggling to make it all the way around the sun on his own! You didn't see Pluto hitching a ride with Neptune, did you? Thats pretty much the consensus of the IAU.

In that case, werent they going to "promote" a few of Jupiters moons to "dwarf planets"?

Ive caved under the relentless advertising, my vote goes to mkreku!

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ug, it was gawdawful. I can count on one finger the amount of times I laughed.

O RLY?

Linky no worky.

^You seem to have gotten a little ink on yourself.

Wow, sounds pretty sweet. I never got around to playing the first one but this one looks like a go. *sigh* I guess I couldnt avoid that stinkin 3.5 forever.

The Devils Rejects: Directors Cut I actually thought it was pretty good right up until the end. They were believably ruthless and I liked how the sheriff decended into homicidal madness. It pissed me off that they all walked at the end with crispy man coming to the rescue. Also, I had heard that the motel scenes were supposed to be "disturbingly" graphic but meh, I must be jaded.

What channel is it on, Sci Fi?

So what is the best Cirque show to see? - live or recorded. Definately live. Ive seen four of their shows; Quidam, Mystere, O and Corteo. All of them were excellent.

Honey doesnt.

I like to build and fly model rockets.

Holy crapinoly!!!! That poor little girl. IMO, in cases like this, abortion would have been the most merciful action.

I dunno, girls that can put themselves in the frozen chicken position arent easy to come by.

Your metabolism will ramp up with prolonged exercise. Im not sure what you do or how often and how long but normally aerobic activity in addition to strength training is best for your case. As you gain muscle and stamina your body will naturally require more fuel consumed at a faster rate thus causing your "metabolism" to remain high.

Jesus, some of you are really being asshats. He's said he doesnt know "everything" several times. Get over it and move on.

In addition, the humans are the weak link in the machinery. Unmanned aircraft are much more capable of high G's and radical manuvering.