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No, mandatory DNA samples at birth. And I'm not joking about this.

Well that solves it then; lets use the smallest possible percentage of people, mix in some ridiculous excuses, and throw everything out the window. Its the only reasonable course of action. I for one will not stand for making people who are voting for our leaders prove their identity, or that they are residents there, or citizens of this country, or even that they are alive! *nodnod*

Honesty, I don't know, my wife takes care of the finances. But I am privy to her venting, specifically about Comcast and our cellular bill and both are exorbitant.

Comcast was already robbing me blind with net neutrality, I cant imagine whats coming for me...

Oh ok. My bad.

Is referring to a bum as a bum insulting to the bum?

See the Next Generation of Nuclear Power for Mars Missions.

^My Comcast remote has a hard time understanding me for some reason.

I always wondered about your nick, Hurlshot. Figured it had something to do with hockey, like slapshot.

Its like nuking fish in a barrel. You know this stuff is searchable, right? https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/70166-apologies-to-obsidian/?p=1562798 https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/94029-political-oceans-11/?p=1946294

Ay yi yi! I do not take your feelings into consideration, I'm just bored with you. You. are. a. liar. So simple even you cant "misinterpret"

Pass

Pass

Exactly

Ah. Well, I honestly think you are incapable of understanding much and conversate from disingenuous positions. I guess Ill have to take a pass.

what did he mean by this Which part did you "not understand" or "accidentally misinterpret"? (winkywinky)

Glad the pipes are ok but that blood pressure sounds crazy high for someone your age and health...or is that a metric thing or something?

No, I think hes a run-of-the-mill dirtbag. I just want to pile on! No slight left unsquealed!

YEAH! Personal attacks! WoooHoooo! Oh wait... Thank goodness he wasn't wearing spurs! PETA would have been all over his ass. But he was using reins, which attaches to a bit, which hurts the horse every time you try to steer or stop, so I guess they can go after him for that.

What if Moore is just all ate up with PTSD from his time in Vietnam? Probably a few wierd looking parts in his brain too. What if we made every candidate submit to rigorous physical and mental scanning? I honestly cant believe we don't...or do we?

Muslim nations urge recognition of East Jerusalem as Palestinian capital. Let me see if I have this straight...in all the world only the US and Israel recognize Jerusalem as the capital yet the whole world should recognize East Jerusalem as the capital of the as yet non-existent Palestinian state. Seems legit.

Yowza, look at that range!

Oh snap! Animal abuse! Roy Moore Giddyup ...I'm Here to Vote!!! Poor majestic animal being used as a conveyance. smh.

Merkel has been Chancellor for 12 years! They also seem to be able to call random snap elections on a whim whenever something isn't working out for their party. And to top it all off, the next US president will spend a few years trying to roll back the current president policies to teach him a lesson. I expect him to be a one term president.