Here you go:
1) derp - Used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.
2) fish or cut bait - To come to a decision point: either commit to what you're doing, or give it up entirely.
The struggle really is real with you. Even your Google is broken! Conversation, and life in general, will be much clearer for you if you simply focus on the text or words that are presented to you, NOT what your little angry inner monologue (a long and typically tedious speech by one person during a conversation) decides to fabricate.