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Poppyc0ck. We just need another suitably motivated and shifty president to ram it through ala Obamacare. But Im a patient man, lets start by voting in whoever is going to give me that sweet sweet COLA.

Joker Hmm, Im not sure how I feel. Phoenixs' portrayal was outstanding and it was an interesting depiction of Jokers origin story. But it also clocks in at over two hours and there were a few times I glanced at my phone to see how much time was left. Im not sure how it compares to Joker's comic book canon but I was surprised by

Alexei Leonov

Its come to my attention that this is apparently a real noodle scratcher. But I forgot one of the foundational tenets when communicating via text on the internet, which is "there are two kinds of people 1) those that cannot extrapolate from incomplete data 2) So ima clarify point by point as best I can: 1) Monthly stipend; a candidate is offering 1k per adult in your household. For me this will equal 3k per month. This equals 36k per year. This equals 288k over the course of an 8 year presidency. For me, 288k is better than 0k. I cant think of any better way to explain that. 2) UHC. For me, getting free UHC is better than me paying medical/dental/vision insurance. I cant think of any better way to explain that. 3) Reduced mortgage. For me, paying 10% less on my mortgage is better than paying the full mortgage. I cant think of any better way to explain that. 4) School loan forgiveness. For me, paying nothing for my child's education is better than paying a lot for my child's education. I cant think of any better way to explain that. I hope this rights the ship.

The Democratic candidates is where Im getting this from (Sanders, Warren, Yang). And how do we know it wont work before we try it? The top 1% own 99% of the wealth (or however the sound byte goes), and having been birthed, Im owed this stuff. Not a single soul in my sphere of influence counts as "the rich" so I think we should give it a solid 8 year run. The problem is, Sanders could die before it gets enacted and Warren is probably lying about it. So I think the choice is clear, vote Yang! Can I count on your vote BVC? Nobody will know or care that your not a US citizen.

Chinese citizens will have to scan their faces to get internet access and new phone numbers. Yas! What a brilliant plan.

I actually waited a few seconds thinking something may be loading.

Yeah, Im not sure whats so hard to believe either. I really do want: living stipend, free healthcare, mortgage reduction and school loan forgiveness. And it would be free to me because I have my pockets turned inside out and do not fall into the category of "the rich". Who doesn't want that?

Ah, that clears it up. Erdogan threatens release of millions of refugee into Europe. *Narrator*: And suddenly Europe went quiet.

It wouldn't be the internet without the reddening and swelling of someones buttock. In other news, I guess we all have to smash our iPhones now, in solidarity.

@Hurlshot: Cool story but unless your willing to explain your point youre just pissing into a fan.

Wat? Its not a schtick, I really do want free stuff. Its owed to me. And I don't get the bum ticker remarkability?

Warren sticks to story. C'mon! Im counting on one of these people giving me bags of loot and she keeps being a pathological liar. So Bernie's got a bum ticker, Warren cant stop fabrication stuff, so I guess Im down to Yang.

Tbh, I don't know if they shake hands before and after the coin toss. I think Sherman got caught out lying on social media.

Mayfield shook hands with Sherman.

It would be hilarious if Tencent simply purchased the remaining 95.1% they don't already own.

I especially like the "optionally manned" capability.

"Invictus" is Bell helicopters bid for attack recon aircraft. Looks like they leveraged much of the cancelled Comanche.

Fortnite faces class action suit. So so sad. Im a little surprised the EU didn't try this first.

Its funny how good he is at trolling. Drop some Tweets and sit back and watch people come unhinged dissecting every word. Extraordinaire! The internet never fails to internet.

Run you gob on Twitter, get hit in the pocket for it.

At least Dak is getting cheaper by the weeks.

I doubt it. Lawyers LOVE the sound of their own voice.

Sounds like BS. Who answers the door with a gun in their hand ready to fire the second the dude jumped out of the bush?