GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
So lets see whats up today. Trumps wants to buy Greenland (probably to protect the reptoids) and the selfish Danes wont let it go.
Id also like to circle back and see if our crack resident legal scholars have any wisdom into why coyotes suffer a disproportionate punishment to the crime. Weve already established that: "illegal" doesn't really mean illegal and "illegal" immigration is no different from crossing the street outside of a crosswalk or perhaps speeding +1 to +9 mph, so why do they hammer the coyotes? I picture it going down like this:
Coyote: "ay carumba, border patrol is behind us!"
BP: *pulls over car*
coyote: *sweating profusely*
bp: "Alright, everyone from the passenger seat on back...welcome to America"
coyote: "whaaa?"
bp: "Not you, youre going to the stoney lonesome."
coyote: "nooooo, I will become permanently brain damaged by any incarceration"
bp: "sucker"
That just seems plain unfair.