Damn buying power was much stronger in 1994! Her 20K hospital bill, you know, to stave off the reaper, is only equal to $33,887 today! I definitely need the number to her doctor because nowadays cheating certain death is much more expensive.
I tried Googling: "how many people "almost died" from spilling hot mcdonald's coffee on themselves" and the results are a little sparse. Does any actual data exist?