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Im in the middle wrt straws. This one time I went to take a sip and a straw accidentally went up my nostril.

They would go after the "registered" gun owners. That's why its important to never get a gun license. Then they know where you are and what you have.

Landline! I haven't heard that name in years. 😛 Sometimes I think I would like to "unplug". I would save a fortune monthly but Ive become completely dependent on its convenience.

Reprogrammable ink.

Impressive! I don't think I know a single person over 10yo that doesn't have a phone.

Oooooh, I like that list of freebies! Hopefully "lowering rent 10%" ---> ""lowering my mortgage 10%". I don't like cutting the military but Ill be dead by the time China storms California. Before I make a decision, does anyone have a list of the grab bag Bernie is offering? I don't want to miss out on some sweet sweat of someone else brow that he may be giving away.

Fake news. Our think tank has determined that even though every single nation on Earth enforces immigration quotas, its just for the lulz and xenophobia.

Whaaaaaa? Im not faithless, Im a Pastafarian. The rest of your post is accurate though.

Imo this is very similar to religion. These are institutions that lead humanity around by the nose for their own machinations, all the while we are thanking them and protecting them. Eh, stupid is as stupid does.

The "media" are one of the most dangerous cabals on the planet.

Do the Raiders lose those draft picks they sent to Pittsburg?

Im wondering how Katphood put those little stars around the thread title. 🧠

AB apologizes. Yeah, the potential loss of 30M will change a fella's perspective. Could you imagine if the GM used a slur? The city of Oakland would literally be burning right now.

Hell, you don't have to even be a citizen. Get on out there and vote and use our various social programs. You wont even need to present identification! Its no worse than jaywalking or perhaps speeding +1 to +9 MPH over the limit. 👍 Now if youll excuse me, ima go try to vote in the UK.

Why don't you like "Chuckie"?

Yet the US has a "foreign born population" almost 4x the next nearest country. Weird.

Wheel of Time casts Mandragoran.

Pfft, sucker, that's a good way to wind up paying your own way through life.

Per isidewith: Williamson 87% Harris / Sanders 85% Buttigieg / Warren / Klobuchar 83% Castro / Biden 81%

^You would still have to pay for your own education and medical insurance, which is what chumps do. 👎 *chanting* UHC...UHC...UHC... *chanting*

Mario Kart coming to mobile 25 Sep. Awesome!

Meh. I was hoping to see what the rookie RB could do behind that line.

Im pretty sure that Im a better thespian than that lady in the spirit realm.

^And that's not even accurate. A report shows that ~80% of sexual assault goes unreported, so likely every single person in the US has been assaulted 3-4 times.