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^^Pumpkin spice dice? Tis the season. I was off last Thursday, Friday and Yesterday. I didn't do jack.

I haven't actually played PoE but can you click the chest inside your inventory screen?

Holy moly, my condolences, teknoman2.

Dallas oline has produced three 1k yard rushers (Murray, Morris, Elliott), but not having Elliott is still a big loss in "homerun" plays. I think Dallas finishes 10-6.

That's almost word for word the plot of Wu Assassins.

Nice! But it needs to incorporate surveillance cameras and facial recognition in 100% of public areas to catch all the perps doing things wrong out of view of authorities.

Ah, that explains why Hurlshot was so oblivious!

Ah poop, here we go again.

Dave Chappelle Sticks and Stones on Netflix. He slays me every time.

Did you become a terrifying amalgam ala The Fly?

What type of wood do you prefer?

Fans boo Luck. Dirtbags. Smh.

Here in IL, every school year, you are required to pay a fee for every single child you enroll into school or college. Are you also a product of some affirmative action, or similar program, like some of our other posters? Do your kids get a free ride because youre an educator?

Maybe where you live. Here in IL Ive paid for every single year so far. I need Sanders to give me that all back.

YES!, YES!, YES!, Meh! Sign me up! I didn't see anything about free school and hopefully "forgiven mortgages" but I like where this is going.

Justice involved person. *blows snot bubble*

Not with that crazy high "8" score hes got! Im looking to divest myself of these burdens.

I think Sanders is the most likely one to give me three hots and a cot (UHC, free school). Hes also got another 2.18T earmarked for replacing the windows in my house, so I cant really go wrong here. Meh, now I have to register to vote again, which opens me up to jury duty. 👎

I Googled "which democratic candidate is socialist" and got this chart from Mar. Assuming it is reasonably accurate it looks like Im going to have to vote Sanders or Warren. The next closest; Harrris, Gabbard and Booker are too middle-of-the-road.

Did you enable the console commands by using "iroll20s"?

You are Rasmus Jarlov and I claim my 1000 Krone.

Heh, that's the first thing I though of when I saw your pictures. Can you also flush the toilet?

I recently traded in my car for a new (used) car. I was thiiiiiiiis close to 200k miles (199781) but it was starting to nickel and dime me so I had to let it go.

4.9%! Youre going to need to drink about 20 of them. 😛

Theres TOO DAMN MANY democratic candidates! Can you guys just point to whoever is going to give me the most free stuff so I know who to cast my ballot for?