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@Boeroer Are you a carpenter by trade?

Ive read that one of Sputnik 5 side effects is +5 resistance to vodka. So if thats your drink you might want to choose an alternative.

Which one will you choose?

Says you! I for one cant wait to whip out a 100T bill:

You guys have convinced me of the error of my ways. If US born, white, male, college educated people cant make it in this crazy world then what hope is there for me? Please send me l00t. I accept Zelle through Chase bank.

Seems like Christians should be following the good book instead of standing around with their pockets turned out: You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor. Luckily Im not religious so I want my bag.

You know what would fix everyone's money and guilt conscience () problems and usher in a utopian society? UBI.

*squints* Seriously?

Bummer! Im poor too but somehow Im on my third house ownership, and I plan to leave it to my kid when I retire to Mexico.

Wait, none of your ancestors ever owned a house!?!?! Thats pretty sad actually.

UBI would fix all the US problems. Make it happen, captain.

Imo, he would have won reelection if not for Covid-19. Silver lining I guess.

Dang, FDR...go home youre drunk.

Executive Order on Promoting Small Modular Reactors for National Defense and Space Exploration.

Research Proves Cats are Neurotic And Would Try To Kill You If They Were Bigger. My cats are super sweet. When we play, they never try to inflict pain, they keep their claws retracted and grip lightly with their teeth. It impressed me that they instinctually knew the difference between fighting and playing.

My elderly-ish (69) sister and her husband got their first round of shots, the second to be administered on the 25th. She resides in the Wild Wild West (Florida) so shes super pumped to have received the shot.

Thats not nearly as terrifying sounding as the "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" we have here for our illegal immigrants.

Get Two Years of PlayStation Plus for $56 With This Eneba Coupon Code.

Poor @Guard Dog is going to have to put his meme disclaimer in his signature.

The final nail in the coffin for me was when:

Cowboys & Aliens Terrible, all 2h15m were terrible.

Probably around the same time as "ignorant". Apparently it gives people the sads.

Excellent, embrace the darkness. I just hope it kicks in within the next 8 years, I need my bag.

Yeah but thats a Hellfire variant R9X. The GBU-39 has a much longer range (with its glide wings) and is silent (no propulsion).