"Oh, Hey..." I reply solemnly, "Yeah, I recieved the link you sent me for 'Swedish Blonde Zombie Harlots XXX', I wasn't impress."
*Lets out a yawn*
"You can borrow the lawnmower, and Helmet sure... Do you want to come in for a cup of Tea, coffee... A beer?"
"No, no, I meant the OTHER thing I sent you."
*grabs lawnmower and safety helmet*
"Good, I need this to... mow something. And Id love to come in *inappropriate nervous laughter* but I have to go return some videotapes."