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This is amazing.

 

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Let's ride the Brumak!

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It looks great, and it looks like fun. That's enough for me.

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Shut your darn pieholes, you bleedin' philistines!! GoW is a brilliant game and a big technical achievement. With GoW2 Epic polishes an already perfect gameplay, and brings technical advancements that noone thought possible with todays technology.

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Shut your darn pieholes, you bleedin' philistines!! GoW is a brilliant game and a big technical achievement. With GoW2 Epic polishes an already perfect gameplay, and brings technical advancements that noone thought possible with todays technology.

 

Oh please, Unreal Engine 3 doesn't make GoW a fun game.

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No, its fun because its an awesome game :)

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Shut your darn pieholes, you bleedin' philistines!! GoW is a brilliant game and a big technical achievement. With GoW2 Epic polishes an already perfect gameplay, and brings technical advancements that noone thought possible with todays technology.

 

Yes, building a game on same frickin' gimmick that just goes on and on is fun

 

 

Add on top of it ridiculous characters and setting and we have one steaming POS right here

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Why are people complaining about the crappy story and characters? Nobody cares about those in a Gears game.

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I don't care about crappy writing unless it is actually distracting

 

 

Frickin' idiotic art direction makes sure I can't help but remember how stupid the characters are

 

 

Besides, main fault of the game is it rests on one single gimmick. Yes, very innovative. Now how about some variety hmm?

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I didn't mind the crappy story and characters. I did mind that the PC version was twice as long as it should be for the limited variety in gameplay. But that's not a fault unique to Gears of War. I'm still surprised that Valve felt the need to include yet another "pick up object with gravity gun, drop it in hazardous water, jump on it, pick up other object, drop in water, jump on it" sequence in Episode 2.

 

 

Seriously, people. Stop this ****. I don't care how fun you think the sequence is, I can only take so much of doing the exact same thing in new environments.

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Besides, main fault of the game is it rests on one single gimmick. Yes, very innovative. Now how about some variety hmm?

 

They did add some new gimmicks though. Like meat and non-meat shields.

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Gears was great on co-op mode. That's all I care about.

 

And the fact that they've added the best-looking flamethrower since the Wolfenstein remake one.

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Besides, main fault of the game is it rests on one single gimmick. Yes, very innovative.

The chainsaw gun?

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Besides, main fault of the game is it rests on one single gimmick. Yes, very innovative.

The chainsaw gun?

 

Hahaha, win

 

That was best thing about game -_-

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Honestly, those graphics look no better than GoW 1. They should have saved GoW 2 for Unreal 4.

 

GoW graphics always look better on a real TV set, preferrably HD. The environments are amazing, though.

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Honestly, those graphics look no better than GoW 1. They should have saved GoW 2 for Unreal 4.

 

GoW graphics always look better on a real TV set, preferrably HD.

 

GoW's graphics look even more amazing on PC @ 2560x1600.

 

But still, GoW 2 is more of the same, but with everything tinted red because of sunsets everywhere


 

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