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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. The consoles will always lose.
  2. The purpouse of this thread is to post pictures of all the wonderful coverart that has been banned by the man for being too weird, to much or just too funny. Everything from The Beatles "hacked up babies" of Yesterday and today to Swede girls Drains debut album that was banned in the US because of the bass player "unladylike pose" Naked City - Naked City (1991) This album was out for quite a while before someone reported its disturbing cover and interior art of snakes crawling through all manner of bodily orifices. I like it a lot.
  3. Why would three monks, a drow and a vampire all want to have sex with that Paladin? Was he really hawt? " No one wanted to have sex with my half-fiend/drow Sure, she was 11' tall and had claws and scales but she had great personality.
  4. More evidence: comments are superflous.
  5. Something that i actually wrong with the country of Sweden itself, Im talking the actual 449,964 km
  6. But all in all, its, mostly about cybering with your GM, right?
  7. I feel so guilty. I have the game right here, in fact I just touched the box... but I havent played longer than maybe an hour into the game
  8. You could cross vintage smut with modern and sell these little pamphlets with illustrated stories like "The adventures of lightfooted Liesl, the scantily clad barbarian of the northern wastes" or "The lurid loins of a Luskan labourer" and the tantalizing "Behind the green dungeon"
  9. We had the same kind of thing going with the Muhammed drawings but in another way, noone gives a damn about Sweden -Now you infidel Danish dog, you will suffer horribly for your countrys crimes against the prophet! -Excuse me, Im not Danish. -What? -Im from Sweden. You know Raml
  10. Hasbro did have the writers of the book assassinated, correct? ( and that "hearts.. something" for VtM was pretty rich too, the only thing it didnt contain was actual, normal, heterosexual, sex of the non-rape variety )
  11. Strangely enough, it seems like, in contrast to the established norm, that the most effective shot you can make is a close ranged shot straight into your enemies front. But the key is to hit just below the barrel between the turret and the hull.
  12. I finally downloaded and installed it but the list of key bindings in the controls menu is not complete. By just trial and error I found that Q and E controls the distance settings for the cannon in a tank but I still havent figured out how to open hatches or "to press your head against the viewport for a better view" as the manual says you can do in some vehicles.
  13. A good thing with mobile phones is that you dont need a watch. And Im very prejudiced towards people who have expensive watches, they tend to be very materialistic and more or less soulless. I think people who came up with these things were the ones not thinking. Leather does not breath. If you spend an hour driving in the summer, itll make this "squich" sucking sound as you get out of your seat because your ass and back will be drenched with sweat.
  14. Oh, I went ahead and bought it anyway. Annoyingly, its downloading at a speed that will take hours before its complete.. AND since Im a dirty swede they have to be all legal and force me to pay tax so I had to pay $31 for it
  15. The only reason I can think of not to buy it now is that since its only available for sale in NA, there might not be enough euro servers to play on and high-ping is bad
  16. This game sounds like a dream and Ive got my credit card right here and a line fast enough to have the game here in 30min... *ponders*
  17. It would have to be a game where we could stab people. I would like that. Stabbing. It doesnt even have to be with a knife even if thats nice. please?
  18. At 25$ Im very tempted to buy it although I dont like to buy games untested. Especially FPS games where small details might ruin it for me. One thing BF2 spoilt me with was the excellent response of the weapons, Id click the mouse 4 times, Itd shoot four times.. Id hold the trigger for 0.6seconds it would fire 2 shots, 08sec and it would fire 3 etc. Im playing the new R6 game and I cant use the single-fire mode because I get so frustrated that I have no control over the round fired. I click my mouse 8 times, it might fire 4-5 shots. If this game had similar gun-lag then I would ..not be pleased
  19. This is a really dumb question but I have a cold and my brain isnt working properly, this IS a standalone game right? I dont need Hl2 or anything to play it?
  20. Id also like to add, for all honesty, that Im heavily biased towards Bethesda and their TES series. That doesnt necessarily mean Im wrong though.
  21. Reading about RO's features make me drool(realistic tank battles = orgasmic), reading a Bethesda designer dismiss implementing deeper story elements and roleplaying as "thats never going to happen in a Bethesda game because thats not what we do well" aswellas as hearing that they removed player dialouges make me cringe. I mean, Ive got two boxes in front of me. One is labeled "chocolate cookies" and the other one "lukewarm pus", which one am I going to pick? Sure, lukewarm pus might be a treat, but odds are that it isnt.
  22. Now who's being prejudiced? This isnt just another boring Call of Dutylike WW2 shooter. Its something in the line of good old "Operation flashpoint" which was a damn good game. Id rather play agood FPS than another boring attempt at a pesudo-RPG *cough* oblivion! *cough*
  23. Yes, good times... I still recall the fisticuffs between Numbersman and Baley :D
  24. My proudest moment of exploit-finding shall remain when I figured out how to do 850 points of damage in a single round using an ordinary assault rifle in BESM (a regular attack would make like 20-30 points) Now, thats where you go wrong. See, in the pansy world of D&D, the good drow are the rule and the evil the exception. Now, show me an evil Drow character with a real motive for being evil other than "Im so badass Im just going to kill stuff at random" and I shall shower you with golden.. stuff... the good kind "
  25. So, when its released will you be able to talk about your experiences SS? Are you allowed to disclose if you think it sucks or not?
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