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Hilarious. Well... not hilarious in that he was taken hostage, but that they were like "Oh sorry, Canada is awesome, here, we'll let you go."

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The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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We had the same kind of thing going with the Muhammed drawings but in another way, noone gives a damn about Sweden ;)

 

 

-Now you infidel Danish dog, you will suffer horribly for your countrys crimes against the prophet!

-Excuse me, Im not Danish.

-What?

-Im from Sweden. You know Raml

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Yes. Neutrality. Dealing with a tiger by ensuring you will be eaten last.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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But ... don't all US tourists pretend to be Canadian whilst they are overseas oot-'n'a-boot? :)"

 

Thats why they interogated him after finding his passport, to make sure he really was canadian and not an american pretending to be Canadian.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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In there are examples of Kanadians being killed by terrorists. There are also examples of Amerikans being let go quickly by terrorists away.

 

Being loved by terrorists - even a small group of them - is not agood thing. I guarantee terrorists would kill this Kanadian within seconds. I, for one, don't appreciate being kidnapped. At all.

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I'm not sure I know any terrorists, but I did have sex with a Russian woman who said she was a communist. I don't know if she was serious or not, but she certainly "seized the means of production", if you know what I'm talking about.

 

And I think you know what I'm talking about.

 

I'm talking about my wang.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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I would, but that takes a funny mind, which I am lacking.

 

Anyway, about Canada being buddies with terrorists, I'm going to agree with Volourn on this one. Being the terrorist's pet, if you will, can only lead to bad things later down the road.

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Their is a logical explanation for this, in America everything including this message I am wrtiing is probably moinitered by the government. In Canada things aren't so strickt like that which makes it easier for them to conduct their work.

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Yes. Neutrality. Dealing with a tiger by ensuring you will be eaten last.

There is also a saying that the smart hunter let the two tigers fight it out and takes the skins of both.

 

There is another saying:

 

RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWRRRRRRRRRRR

 

It's tiger for: "Lets go eat the guy trying to skin us"

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I'm not sure I know any terrorists, but I did have sex with a Russian woman who said she was a communist. I don't know if she was serious or not, but she certainly "seized the means of production", if you know what I'm talking about.

 

And I think you know what I'm talking about.

 

I'm talking about my wang.

 

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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