My new plan is to travel to Bangladesh and start up a new tournament featuring only me and a bunch of severy starved and skinny natives that I can safely kick the crap out of every night in the ring. A shame about the mexican chicken milkshake* though, its just not safe with the birdflu down there.
Is that your clandestine way of calling me a Scouser? This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, the kaft does not abide.
*Recipe: Coctail machacado del pollo de satan
- 1 live chicken
- 1 bottle of mezcal
- an icecream cone
Gently place all ingredients in blender, let grind for one minute. Serve with coctail umbrella and complimentary nachos