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Somehow I missed this, total French badasserie.

It's in her brain and spine, I'm guessing she isn't capable of understanding. So sad, but not as sad as suffering in solitary silence because real-life people tell you everything will be ecstasy when you die. That's my beef, not belief, deceit.

At any rate, this is why belief in general, and mormonism in particular pricks my cornea like a stabby pokey thing with poison all over it. So my mom sends down a box of chocolate mints, wrapped in Christmas wrapping, right ... so I sent her a message, yay, chocolate in the mail, how nice. She replies, ha, late present from the G-mother. Okay, weird, but not out of line. Then she says, oh, by the way, speaking of grandma, her 92-year old self has cancer, like, in all of her ... BUT we're not going to tell her what she has because her mom died of a tumor a hundred years ago and she's terrified of it. Okay. Literally ... I replied ... geez, okay. Then my mom was all, grandma's wanted to go home to her family for years, now she has her golden ticket. By which she meant when we die, humans go to some place filled with light and old relatives and white men in beards and pearl-inlaid gates. The worst thing is, both my mom and g-mom have been alone since their divorces, decades ago, because they feel like they made a promise to the jesus that their marriage would literally last for eternity beyond this mortal life, so if they act like a human being and crave human contact, it would be breaking that promise. The moral of this story, is, life is short, people, don't waste it believing there's an afterlife that will make all of this mortal pain and loneliness go away.

You mean veterinarians as distinct from veterans of foreign wars. I assumed the latter, at first.

Never a doubt.

It's been some time since I vomited hammers. I could be finally getting the hang of this drinking thing. Sourdough toast goes exceptionally well with scotch ale.

Does it create a black hole if you wear the Moto 360 on the other hand ... Oh, and Warlock status engaged.

Oh, okay, carry on. If they were Trophies, I would be interested.

Aww jeez, I admire your courage in the face of it. I would say cheers, but that doesn't seem right.

Pillars will have Achievements? Or is it literally achievements ...

Well he doesn't want to marry you, so dry up the tears, it was good post, don't ruin it.

No, incredible disingenuity is buying an iPad on the street and getting a pound of marbles.

No crickets, but these red-shouldered mother ******* are everywhere. Every day I come home and they're swarming the stucco, butt-mating and crawling around like they own the place.

The state of my personal union is still a singularity. Not sure how to proceed.

Physical upgrades locked! THREE T-SHIRTS COMING MY WAY I love you thank you

SUP ... there is a strong stand-up paddleboard community in this area, as well. Early adopters are born this way, we must taste the bleeding edge for all its irony bitterness. Day one or none.

I saw gams in a black mini get into a taxi in Montreal once that were literally figurative.

hmm, a few folks handy with a pen around here.

Me too, for whatever reason I'm excited to play the Handsome Collection on PS4 despite how bored I was with BL2 on PC.

I wish I could tell my adrenal glands and nervous system in general that real life is "pretty dull." Maybe then I could breathe and remember what day it is when I see her face.

Made the mistake of going out for petrol and ale after 9pm. I had a good excuse, The Flash mid-season premiere was on at 8. Some old chode in a murder van with AZ plates followed me two miles and parked RIGHT NEXT TO ME at Chevron. Then at Target, someone thought it was cogent to pressure-wash the entry deck right exactly when I get there. And then at Stater Bros., some dufus gets out of his Escape exactly at the same time as I'm walking in, so I have to stop and let his dufus ass sashay ahead of me so I don't breathe in his dufus airs. There was a saving grace, however, thank god, the checkout girl is super cute and asked for my ID. I'm being told they're called 'doofuses'.

I'm slightly annoyed with how fast time goes by, is all.

what is weird is that Gromnir recalls so well the 1986 broncos playoff run, including the ridiculous win over cleveland, and yet it don't feel like 29 years. HA! Good Fun! Thirteen years ago, you mean. 1999 is never going to end.

With your life, I have no idea. With your bookmarks you should delete the descriptions and keep just the icons. It's liberating.

Is it too late to add a stretch goal for an even 90 updates before the release date to satisfy all the symmetry completionist nerds.