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PK htiw klaw eriF

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  1. https://www.texastribune.org/2023/05/23/dade-phelan-ken-paxton-resign-intoxication/ Lmao, let them fight
  2. Years ago my truck got rear-ended at like 4 in the morning. It did some damage to the frame and because of that it would set off an anti-breakin thing that would require the keys to sit idle in the ignition for 5 or 10 minutes to reset. Very frustrating, especially in the hot and humid summer. Hopefully the car isn't damaged like that.
  3. Keeping Company (2021) Whoever wrote this movie has either worked in sales or had a very bad experience with an insurance company. It bills itself as a horror comedy, but for me ended up in more of a satire akin to Don't Look Up but better. It's a solid B movie, not gonna wow anyone but a fun watch for 90 minutes. I tried. Our plane crashed (a big bug was ripping people's tongues out) so we have to walk. We'll probably get there in sixty days or so.
  4. I'll get the gang together, we'll save you.
  5. I would rather take a face full of bear mace-cation. Now that I think of it I haven't been on a vacation since the rona hit. Huh.
  6. Normally I'd say congratulations but man What the hell? Worst cation portmanteau I have ever seen.
  7. My neighbors have been listening to a lot of Lil Nas X recently, who I have recently learned is not a major artist, and honestly I'm here for it. I'd post a video but a lot of them are "explicit" and I don't want Greg Abbot to send the Freedom Police after me. Reported for Russian apologism. Naughty
  8. It's very well done but I don't know if it will set off one of the many Bartimaeus Hate Thresholds and cause you to despise it and curse me with 10000 years of agony. Damning with faint praise. I mean it can't be worse than live action Pinocchio. I haven't seen the whole thing, but I've seen the scene where an orangutan sings "Be Like You" and all I could think about was how neither the big monkey or the kid seemed to move during the whole thing. Did not look particularly good and really unfavorably compares to the original. EDIT: Found em on YouTube, hopefully the mouse won't carpet bomb my apartment because of copyright. Ben Affleck has developed resting War Crime Survivor face recently. I'm not sure if something really bad happened with him or if in his (relatively) old age he doesn't give a **** anymore.
  9. Spree (2020) The guy from Stranger Things kills a bunch of people to make it as a streamer. That's pretty much it. Stitches (2012) An Irish movie about an evil clown who kills some teenagers. I guess the novelty is that the clown is just some guy here instead of a demon. Hereditary (2018) A disturbing nightmare about cults and other stuff. Probably one of the more component horror films I've seen in a while, but some parts did make me laugh because they're just funny out of context. Are your nieces holding you captive or something?
  10. Blame the makers of Kraken rum, they're the ones who think a Kraken attack on Illinois made sense. Since you mentioned sharks.......KRAKENADO. Not only does it tie in to an already existing trope of a tornado pelting people with aquatic monsters but Chicago is known for being windy so it fits. So we go a tornado, which the Kraken may or may not control, which will carry the Kraken around Illinois so it can terrorize everyone. Sounds like a perfect setup to me.
  11. The Kraken will have learned to fly, will bring the water with it, or will be capable of manipulating spacetime to attack kielbasa eaters somehow. I don't know, I didn't make the bottle so it's not my responsibility to make the Kraken attack happen. But it needs to happen.
  12. Look, I don't care where a Kaiju attacks so long as it does. The Kraken can go after Illinois, DC, or the small English town of West York****mesitershire and I will be equally satisfied.
  13. Mi Familia Flores Reposado Cristalino Tequila. This is easily among the best tequilas I have had. Easily destroys most competitors in the price category. Very strong recommend. How disappointing.
  14. Didn't an irl former PM also pork a porker though?
  15. Wow, that'll really convince the fleeing advertisers to come back. What a great use of $44000000000.
  16. Did it feel like a blatant crib of Perfect Blue to you as well?
  17. At this point I have taken so much psychic damage from TERFs that armed bathroom inspectors doesn't even surprise me. When you see people claim that the Fat Mac arc on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was to cover up Rob McElhenney being pregnant.....yeah. Meanwhile in Texas.... Cosplay Cowboy Gets Very Serious About Dress Codes Corrupt Legislators Promote Their Business Interests At The Expense Of Tenants
  18. More data mining. Android companion looks to be limited to the Through the Ashes sequel and is an Int-based Bard. There's also reference to "shards", which look to be limited to the DLC. Archetypes continue to be more sp00ky with cannibal Barbarians, daemon Shamans (Owlbrew original), hag Bloodragers, dual-cursed Oracle, heretical Clerics, and a geomancer Sorcerer (owlbrew Original). Handful of new spells as well.
  19. I almost forgot about Tucker being angry horny over M&Ms lmao Blocked by the pay wall. Now that I think about it, Tucker could have been fired to appease a carrier. It's definitely the least dramatic and funny possible reason.
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