I have never tried Eton Mess. However, meringue, double cream, fruit, mozzarella and chocolate over a very thin pizza base sounds like something a four year old would do if you gave him run of the kitchen. Mixing that much fat and sugar strikes me as nauseating.
I've never tried anything like that for the same reason I would never eat chocolate mixed with peanut butter, hamburger and marsipan, despite these all being things that I enjoy eating.
Here in Portugal the difficulty of exams and the school curriculum have been drastically reduced and simplified in the past 3 decades, in order to improve final grades. Nevertheless, grades keep falling anyway, with students showing time and again, that there are no depths to their ignorance and stupidity.
Explain to me how Fall from Heavens and Vanguard's Strike play the same. Or how using Shield Pummel is the same as using Aura of Immolation. Not to mention that each character allows for different play styles. With Anjali I started by playing almost exclusively with ranged, single enemy attacks, staying away from the melee, while right now, I'm mostly using the melee stance and area attacks.
That's glossing over the differences. Playing with Anjali makes for a markedly different gameplay experience from playing with Lucas. The different abilities really force you to act differently. It isn't just bash attack and periodically heal until they're dead.
This just in: Bloodlines, Witcher, Witcher 2, Torchlight, Risen, Gothic 2, Morrowind, Divine Divinity, and Divinity 2 are all SUB-standard games.
SUB-standard!