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'Cause there is no AI, only Artificial Stupidity.

You guys forget something slightly more important than item descriptions. (Well, two things actually, FO 3 had combat taunts but they don't even come close to FO 2's.) Pic borrowed from Let's Play.

Night: Dark Resurrection: Hordecraft: The Cringing: Episode 1 Hmm..doesn't sound lame enough.

@Whoever said backgrounds are cliche on the last page: Backgrounds are tropes, not cliches.

Incidentally, he was also the writer for the character (for those who didn't know).

Meaning, I agree.

+1

On a side note, how about pepping up the marketing with Marilyn Manson's The Death Song? It has two lines in particular that would greatly reflect the moral ambiguity of Alpha Protocol. Namely: I saw a cop beat a priest on the TV, and they know they killed our heroes too and I saw priest kill a cop on the TV, and i know now they're our heroes too Don't you agree? I think it's a really good idea.

So they can boast about having you. And since you're Mr Goody Good, you'll listen to your superiors and kill everyone they tell you to.

*cough* Tower of DOOM level scaled *cough*

Imo it screams 'spy parody', and I wouldn't call that an improvement.

I find it too cheesy.

If everyone on the forum would call it ugly, you'd get a pretty clear picture how "inspiring" it will be for casual buyers.

How about the box art that's on the official page, upgraded with a blue Earth hologram in the middle?

Playing Ever 17: The Out of Infinity. 'Am curious how it'll turn out.

Umm...jamaican trolls with guns?

According to GameStar, AP website got updated. I don't see any differences though. Don't tell me they only noticed it now? /facepalm

Aw, but messing with tropes is half the fun.

I'm an ogre, RAAAWR.

Dare I say that I knew about Trine for months, but didn't know it's an existing name, let alone it being common?

I find KotOR 2-s amnesiac beginning a funny example, as a lot of people don't realise that the amnesia goes as far as..a week? And it's just temporary too. Are you referring to KOTOR's amnesia? It's hard to say it only lasts a week when there's really no context of time given in the game. You spent 2 days on Peragus, and I doubt the trip on the Harbringer (or whatever it's name was) took more then a couple of days, especially since you didn't even arrive at the destination. But anyway, my point was that it wasn't a complete amnesia with "Who am I?"; it was temporary, and you lost a few days only, most of them spent unconscious. Usually I'm bothered most when they just take a typical fantasy creature and rename it.

Games are never old news!

Dunno, I got confused after a while, and this made the most sense to me.

I find KotOR 2-s amnesiac beginning a funny example, as a lot of people don't realise that the amnesia goes as far as..a week? And it's just temporary too.