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Allods Online Goblin-O-Ball

OH EM GEE. I saw this link at work and thought to myself, "Hmm, that will be fun to check out when I get home tonite". WELL, NOW I AM HOME AND SOME ****ER HAS REMOVED IT FROM YOUTUBE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hB_3hZqE04

Now if only s/he could work Torment in too.

I'm sure the paper napkins have all kinds of doodles on them. That's funcroc scribbling them, though. Every dev reading this suddenly realizes what the "I can see yoouuu allll" graffiti mean that inexplicably appear on office walls now and then.

Why would it not be? You get movement penalties wearing armor because they weight down your limbs (and torso), not because you lug them around tied to your back.

Uh...every day?

Sorry I see I'm an outcast even among outcasts.

Worstyyyyy! *hugback*

The lack of my presence is breaking my pretty little heart.

I'm going to go see it obviously, but that looked like a game cutscene. IIRC it's straight to DVD, so it's unlikely you'll go see it. But yeah, it's pretty cutscene-tastic. And the bolt gun sounds still suck.

Ah, I wanted to link this yesterday but couldn't find the vid. I laughed my ass off.

Seriously funcroc, are you the Big Bad from Tomorrow Never Dies complete with a worldwide information network?

Thank you comrade, but that's what spartan phalanxes are for.

Different engine, different designers (well, some of them) I guess.

http://ultramarinesthemovie.com/trailer

Like King's Quest, only with a Federal Executioner.

7 more people explain it to me pls, just to make sure I definitely get it. :p

There's a face growing on the ****ing caste! Holy crap!

We have better training but their numeric advantage and FANBOYRAAAAAAGE abilities could cost us victory..

Are you a bad enough dude to wear a radioactive medallion?*

Yxi is my favorite boss ever. 1:Give Paladin best armor and the returning throwing axe 2:Let Yxi summon skeletons 3:Backtrack a bit, let the skeletons clog up a side room's entrance separating you from Yxi 4:Set Paladin to attack Yxi 5:Go eat something 6:PROFIT

That...doesn't sound too healthy.