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The grammar! It's tearing my soul apart! D:

Not just him it seems.

What article?

Guild Wars 2 > FF 14all

I seriously couldn't believe it. THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

Has Godwin's Law been invoked?

A melon obviously. Imposing looks with lots of red inside?

Old. Also pretty cool actually.

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Ao is Josh, duh.

I want to apply as a VA actually. *clears throat*, /deadpan please. dont kill me. take anyting you want. please. Or you are the greatest and bestest hero i have ever seen ever forever. hail 2 u

One rock is easier to dodge, I'd wager.

-Mom, was I really adopted? -Yes, but they brought you back.

Try imgur.com?

Vegetable suicide

As in, a prequel to an MMO?

I did say it's just a guess.

My guess is, there are no random item stats, so they aren't as diverse. Then again, I'm not a previewer.

King No One? Holy ****, DA is a memory inside the Cradle! We're all it's victims! Humanity's doomed! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I foresee stock playable races and monster enemies.

Well Worst, it was no Matt to be. *ba dum tish*

By the way, I think Matt Rorie is irreplaceable too, but are you going to hire a new guy for replacement? Just curious.

Yep.Honestly, when someone from marketing came up to me with an idea like this, I'd slap him then fire his ass.

You mean that everyone treats a joke as a dead serious statement? I agree.