HoonDing

Hahaha, so the part with the breasts was apparently just an embellishment by some drunk, fat storyteller (Zoltan Chivay?). In your face, whiners about CD Projekt's "gratuitous nudity". This game keeps inclining with each new piece that comes out.

Witchers are immune to diseases. Part of their charm in a world where sex is pretty much the only recreation for common women.

I'll give it a try and see if my 2+ year old computer can handle it. It could handle Risen pretty well and this game doesn't look better than that; hopefully the game's well enough optimized.

Dime a dozen in Japan.

This is now officially the biggest marketing fail since "The New ****" trailer.

What exactly makes these Koreans so exceptionally good at this game? Can they multitask better or do they have some better grasp of strategy?

Vanguard seems way too stress-inducing to me. I'd rather hide behind my brick all day and play Duck Hunt.

Geckos are cute, but eh.... Lilo called, she wants Stitch back.

That seems like pretty much the only console-exclusive game to drool over to me.

*Gets horrible Alpha Protocol flashback*

I strongly suggest to give it a try, you just might like it. In my opinion it's easily the best rpg since Mask of the Betrayer. Err no, MotB is the best RPG since the Witcher, actually.

It'd be survival only if food & drink would actually be scarce. That won't be the case in FO:NV. I'm pretty sure food & drink won't be lying around everywhere like in FO3, but still one will simply be able to visit a shop when necessary and purchase whatever one needs.

Vanguard was fun in ME1 at least. Just cast Stoneskin Barrier and run around unloading your shotgun up-close-and-personal. This was also the reason why enemy vanguards were particularly dangerous if your team was low-level and unprepared.

Or flatulence if you ate the wrong food, or too much food, again revealing you to enemies with sharp senses.

They're just an integral part of the Witcher, like romances in a BioWare game, horrible camera in an Obsidian game, or emo teenagers in a Square Enix game. In other words, both a curse and a blessing.

That's the best card in the game by far. Captain Kirk would approve.

There's an awesome Let's play on teh internetz of MOTB that shows awesome the Spirit Eather mechanic can be if one plays with an Evil, "devour everything" type character.

Most sorceresses are sluts in TW universe. Powerful, long-lived, extremely hot sluts. Also, an announcement for a new trailer?

Kidding?

Popping heads from behind bricks or throwing magic missiles from behind bricks, which is better and why?

You haven't quite delved deeply into Tamriel/ES lore, have you? It's the only fantasy setting (aside from certain outlandish jRPG ones) that doesn't copy Tolkien or real-world mythology tropes. Each Tamriel race has its own version of the ES monomyth, which itself is completely alien to any other fantasy setting out there. And of course, I completely ignore Oblivion when writing this, considering how much it butchered established lore.

Almost all dialogue lines are exactly the same for Maleshep & Femshep, including the ones with the ex-romance partners on Horizon. I think the only real difference in dialogue is a few lines for the new romance partners.

I'm sad I missed out on two pages of old-fashioned Bethesda/FO3 bickering.